Howmanheyman

I can't stand the Beehovel.

The football league were never going to let a giant like Sunderland out of one of their leagues to play in another one of their leagues.

'Can of beans'? 'tin of beans'. (Ah've telt you, man).

Some twat needs twatting. (Ideally reported to the police as well).

If it's any consolation, I've never heard of her.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mackem, 'Confucious' and his theory on life, Sunderland and Newcastle United. As the real Confucius might have said/say, 'Man who has head full of broken biscuits, often crumbles when faced with reality'.

Typical NUFC performance when I'm at work.

I don't think my youngest automatically qualifies plus not sure my wife would otherwise I'd be tempted to.

I was born in Hong Kong before 1997.....Can I qualify for a Chinese passport? (I qualify for an Irish one as well but, y'knaa).

£500,000 a year-ish? (£3m ÷ 6 years)?

You can tell Liverpool have just won the title as they're all coming out of the woodwork even in death! Apparently Yul Brynner was a Liverpool fan according to some scouser on twitter. He was well known for his love of the reds in showbiz circles as well as his aversion to aftershave. Yul never wore cologne.

+1

It's more laughable the Ronny Gill putting it up as a big story. (Is it the Knight using his little black book of shit hot NUFC contacts again?)

"So I says to Rita, 'You could hang a wet duffel coat off dose, love and still have change of twenty bob!' I then asked her what she thought about the black eyed peas lads if she'd like to have an ale with me instead?"

(Anyway, I prefer his brother, Anadin).

It's from the comments section on a Caulkin article, which to be fair, is entitled '30 years of hurt? Are you taking the piss?' (Think GC must've been as pissed off as us all?). I made the mistake of paying £34.99 for a years subscription of the Athletic. (Early days but a mistake). I'm guessing Nazrin might have some mates* who'll be on here in a few years time telling us how we're not true Newcastle United fans and how their NUFC experience is worse than ours as we narrowly miss out on a CL final if the Saudis mean business. * Some of whom might have actually read some books and stuff on our history and everything!

As Fish has pointed out, he's muted replies to only those he follows.

Here's a Liverpool fan arguing that the last thirty years has been a lot worse for them than us. 'not comparable' apparently. I could have some conversation with this lad over a pint and tell some tales that would curdle his soul. (Even though he's 'studied' football history).

More worked up than us. Sad.

Well the Knight Ryder doesn't have to worry about any road to Wembley Ronny Gill special editions on the Monday.

Gail fucking Tilsley would've buried our chance.

You tell her.....

Didn't realise almiron was playing?

ANNOUNCE TAKEOVER! (Please).