Howmanheyman

Aye I seen that on twitter and was going to comment but it's pointless sometimes arguing with those who are fucking clueless. As is the way with the international team, especially back in those days, was the established players stayed in way past their sell by date or players at clubs where the likes of Brian Woolnough etc would watch regularly. 94 probably would've come too soon for our players, not on talent but on getting recognition from pundits and journalists who would've had a lot of influence towards a managers selection despite that the manager's deny it. Rob Lee, Beardsley, Cole should've been certainties to be in the squad. If not for injury I'd even suggest Sellers being looked at. Howey should've been fast tracked and Beresford was unlucky in that the rest of football was still coming to terms with winger full backs IMO.

PL walking down his street shouting, 'here, man! Am I not fucking entertained, here you southern Tory cum slops.'....before putting number one wet fart son to the sword.......

Very fond memories. Was a teenager and went to the game with my dad plus my granda and uncle who were Northern Irish and over visiting us at the time so dined out on O'Neill getting a hatrick.

Or a pizza shop in Walker. (Gemmill wouldn't have went in it).

My eldest daughter has just started working at a pharmacy. Don't. Even. Think. About. It. Wykiki.

I'm worried about J69. I think a large spider keeps walking across his keyboard or phone.

7/12 the modern ones stumped me more.

Has anybody tried the phone? Usually works for me.

I'd have been self isolating from day one if this was the criteria?

I'm drinking a couple of bottles of corona on my days off at best or not at all as I seem to have a lingering headache from a head cold. No temperature or coughs so online 111 says no covid 19 virus. I can't even get pissed.

No limits. (In answer to MF's 2nd question).

2unlimited?

Can you get it by guzzling semen? (Asking for a Scottish political reporter)

(Rayvin incoming in five, four, three.....)

Ordered a Chinese takeaway and went to the door to collect it as you do and the fucking Chinese lad started screaming 'Isolate! Isolate!' I said, 'Chill oot Jackie, I only rang up for it 20 mins ago.'

I'd just changed my daughter's nappy and was just finishing feeding her a bottle and she was just drifting to sleep and I was knackered. I was holding her with my left arm, silently screaming and clenching my right fist desperately trying not to wake her up in my silent celebrations.

Once got talking to some bloke from another department with a mate and as I obviously didn't really know him my mate said off handedly, as the bloke walked away 'Thats such and such, canny lad, he's one of the Jackson five'. When I asked wtf he was was going on about he just explained that throughout the years five bloke's had all been with a married wife working there called Jackson. 'The Jackson five'.

It's probably for those with a bit more stamina.

A place I know, who are staying open but only for people who actually strike a bat, have decided to stagger starting times by department to help keep people apart. So now when people come in, some earlier, some slightly later, there's going to be other departments finishing and getting changed next to the incoming shift thus making things worse for distancing. >Insert the laurel and Hardy theme music I put on for toonraider2 here<

Get yourself along to sports direct. He's keeping it open to help the UK's fitness effort. #unsung hero.

I love carpets, me.