Howmanheyman

I've no idea what he's done before but I do know his Mam must've been at the shops* when he did that video of himself otherwise he wouldn't have been so loud. *Getting him some chicken nuggets for his tea to go with oven chips and beans.

When you're an award winning journalist, you lead, ex-players follow.

Uncal Mick, then?

It's ok, he puts a smilie with cool sunglasses after most of his posts so he's actually really cool as fuck, a Mackem Fonz if you like. Not desperate. Not desperate at all.

Looked a pen but actually a dive. I'll not slag the ref too much for not booking him as he didn't fall for it.

Penalty according to donkey Don.

Thinking the same. Could well be the useless Mackem cunt, Don Goodman.

I turned it off after twenty minutes. Football shit, shit atmosphere, one can't be arsed with it, the other is managed by Allardyce who has put a cold clammy hand over their highlight of their season. The mackems think he's great though.

Had a drink, (no nachos or hotdogs) and chilled watching 'Where eagles dare' last night. It's still great.

You can't knock him down, mind. Skin like rhinoceros. (Not too dissimilar to a certain boldon taxi driver).

There's a 13 year old in 1987 wanting their joke back.

Two times.

Reminds me of a frustrated poet penning his thoughts on the wall of the bog at work around the days of the 2nd coming of the Messiah in 1992. Shakespeare cometh here To sit and think I cometh here To shit and stink.

EXACTLY.

Possibly. I just think he'd had enough and didn't fancy working with the board when they went PLC. It wasn't as if he spoonfed the supporters bullshit before rushing off to join another big club.

The going wasn't tough in his first season then? A bunch of talented kids, some journeymen who were over the hill or injured and near the bottom of division two not that hard? Rafa's great but there's no comparison to where Keegan took us from and the heights we achieved. He also could spot a player and make him better just like Rafa always gets credit for.

Pretty sure they were on the brink of overspending their limit as they'd spunked it all up the previous three years.

They were severely hampered by FFP this year even if he did have the money. He couldn't have spent without incurring a penalty IIRC?

It's like me announcing to the world I'm desperate to sell my house and want out but want almost double it's worth including every penny I've spent on it through the years including decoration, upkeep and furniture.

Howay lads, let's show a bit of decorum here. This is mags behaviour.

Will this summer be the time where Mike Ashley can finally say he's getting the hang of this football malarkey?

Well, when you put it like that.....