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If his main comment on the matter, when finding out Morgan was on the show was, 'FFS, not that cunt, his patter's fucking shit', then surely that would be reason enough?

The only time I give a fuck about the Oscars is when someone British wins something and they then turn into a golly, gosh, grinning, Tim-nice-but-dim, English twit especially for the US audience. And only then do I slowly shake my head with a disapproving countenance on my face.

I'd say more 'Pat Butcher' but the game's all about opinions.

Gordon Kaye starred in an 80s comedy, Peter Kay just talks about the 80s. (Rumours of a new two man show featuring Peter Kay and J69 are as of yet, unconfirmed).

The latter is fucking woeful if it's the one I'm thinking of so maybe not a big blow.

Obviously they are skint as well.

If Keane's legs haven't gone then he might not be the worst signing. I think Moyes knows they're fucked with what they have, like. Ditto Jagielka as they can't rely on their current defenders.

Fair play, Gloomy.

Joleon,Joleon, Joleon Joleeeeon! I'm begging you, please don't lose your man. Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleeeeon! Please don't take us down just cos you can.

There'll be plenty of chemistry in the Viagra, sorry, Kamagra he takes.

Was going to watch this as I like watching Victorian era shows but if it's set in Edwardian times it can fuck right off.

RIP, René, the anglo-french fanny rat.

Thought you were turning into Ed Winchester.

Have a feeling we might be the poster boy Goliath who gets knocked out this round, where tv channels will gleefully show the goal/s at half time of the 56th consecutive fa cup game that has featured Man U and go on about the romance of the cup with a straight face.

Modou Barrow? Sounds like some kind of real ale made in a microbrewery.

The fucking off season?

Anyone who's thinking of putting in a spoiler thing for LA LA land, it's OK, you don't have to, I'm not going to watch it.

Course he does! He's been told by every Man City fan he's ever met about the time they had over 60,000 when they were in the 3rd Div which was much better than NUFC's 8,000 average before KK came along.

I said as much the other day to my mates in the bar, there's no way I'd go along to watch a farce like this. Also, how fucking arrogant of Pip to think his current clubs reserves deserve to oust an actual football club from the division just so his reserves have a better atmosphere to play in. Fucking cock.

Anyone catch guardiola's craic about Man City and man U being allowed to play their reserves in front of big crowds in the championship against Newcastle? The fucking prick.

We will, might even see the local MP while I'm at it.

Well before we went to the kangaroo assessment she had to fill in a form and put contact details for doctors/specialists that could help her case. She obviously put them all down. She used to work in the NHS and has rang them all up and had a chat with all of them and to nobodies great surprise not one of them have had any requests for information about wor lass from the DWP. They basically don't want to know what her doctors and specialists have to say.

Why would you want potentially one of your best players missing for a month? What if he's injured leading to the tournament? What's the point? It just isn't worth it.

You pays your money, etc.