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Leeds away? Derby away?

Self love or with each other?

At the match last night there were spells when the crowd were trying to get behind the team and the younger lads still keep droning on the tuneless and hopeless drivel that is the 'one club made out of two clubs' song. Fuck me, it's like a wet blanket being thrown over a fire, after six years or so they still haven't taken the hint. Nobody joins in BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SHIT.

He can't, his walls sucked up all the water.

Language, Timothy!

'Game changer'

Well that will shock absolutely nobody.

Nowhere near as many as would've missed it at Sunderland. My shin is fucking knacking this morning and I also accidentally hurt the moaning fucker next to me when the fourth went in.

1/16

Roses are red Big Sam is blue Couldn't make one game Turn into two.

It all started to go wrong for him when we hounded him out.

Pardew splashing on the blue stratos, glancing at the mirror, head tilted and winking to himself as we speak.

Sure, there'll always be arguments about how successful keanes was, for every fan there's a doubter, but your average punter knows that when it comes to the economy, it's the same old Tories who'll sort it out. And they just aren't interested in Keane's & Ian's economic theories and there's no point in going round in circles about it./CT

Mitrovic wants shooting for that fucking back heel. A one on one missed by both Gayle and Mitrovic in successive league games. Not good enough. Surprised nobody mentioned mitrovic and his part in their goal up to this point in the thread.

He was elected, they should've just respected it rather than the shambles which has occurred for months which has lead to the same outcome. If he lost an election and didn't resign then fair enough, but that wasn't the case and like a boyfriend parents don't approve of, they've probably strengthened the resolve of Corbyn and his supporters by their actions. The unelectable stuff is a bit rich coming from a (by comparison), unified party under Miliband who couldn't even dent the Tories who should've been there for the taking. I'm not really interested in internal politics, more shining a torch on the real enemy. I agree it's extremely unlikely he'll win, but that's been helped in no small part by the infighting and resignations. Put it another way, too, he's still more chance of securing a victory than Eagle or Smith.

I used to feel like crying when my sister put new kids on the block on but I kept a stiff upper lip and made sure her cassette 'got lost' instead.

Alright, Edwin Starr.

Yours or Quiffs?

Them getting unstuck was the best bit.

The Scouse kid who thought he was nails, who always mentioned Cheryl Cole getting shagged by black eyed peas and thought he was a professional comedian was a bit, err, 'special'.

Eventually labour will sort themselves out. They'll sit around a sofa from five years interest free payments, that's 0% APR representative, folks and that's a cracking deal in anyone's language.

We had our honeymoon at Playa del ingles but there was only one obviously gay couple staying in our hotel, two German kids, 'hold mein little hands, Hans, was the catchphrase I used a few times in my best Colditz Kommandant accent. Went to the yumbo a couple of times. It was canny enough although no gays sent flowers to my room for me unlike the kid in the paper. Always the flipping groom, never the bridesmaid!