Howmanheyman

The one that tried to buy the league for 26 years and failed? That old Man U? They've been back for a few years now, man!

Can imagine J69 half asleep taking his turn feeding the baby when his lass bursts through the door. "Whose knickers are these, Johnathan!? They're not mine and neither is this damp patch! Johnathan! Don't sit there gawping like a fish! Who do they belong to? Are you a cross dresser?"

Got it on rojasports, sports devil, they're using bein sports, its in English.

Giddup! Beautiful finish.

He's a fucking knob. (Hat trick or not).

Got it on sports devil, kodi, pictures never flackered but it isn't great quality.

CT'dYP

Watched big short, didn't have any idea, used imagination instead.

Didn't have bar luga lentils or corryander, used Cheddar instead of feta and swapped fish fingers for capers. Wasn't to bad at all and so easy too do in the the old micro, (much easier and better for my 32" waist).

Some people are born looking old, there's a bitter twat who works at my place, spitting dabs of Oliver Hardy, late fifties, saw an old pic of him taking at some team thing from twenty years ago and he looked EXACTLY the same. Bergomi the same minus the hair.

Probably about 20.

SOL-LOL

5% of those in March 27th 1970 say they DIDN'T see it, the rest were black & white and DID.

I do an impression of the missus asking for a villa and wanting to call it Casa Chez with a heart shaped pool with C & D in it which, just to clarify, she hasn't really asked for, but, you know, women etc, and all along there's 'Big Sam' blowing my impression out of the water.

Are we still talking about Ben Arfa?

Losing 1-0 at SOL, then won 4-1 at LOL.

There's no correct way, really, so I fund it amusing when some, (usually under 35 or post PL era) fan insists there's a Geordie/Mackem difference to it.

Are you thinking of the '1-0 down, 4-1 up, Albert Luque wrapped it up' game, CT?

If its phonetic it's got to be ha'way, surely? (Or even ha'ware).

SEW getting bored now the baby is here, can't turn to drink, so......

Did he run out of false tan?

I used to have it, too. Also had a hat with the same spelling of ha'way the lads, but that was before nufc put a 'howay the lads' sign in the tunnel and the mackems obviously had to spell it differently to us when their flat pack was built thus the daft argument about the correct way for us and them to spell ha'way/howay came about.