Howmanheyman

That's what you tell yourself, 'ach, it's fucking awful weather out. Been at work all day, so I have.' Next thing, you're wearing a cardigan sucking Werther's originals whilst glued to a royal sun alliance over 50's savings plan advert.

Maybe I'm just a traditionalist but WTF is going on with some of these international kits? France playing in blue shorts instead of white? England's abortion of a kit, Portugal last night with no green shorts. Germany won the world cup in all white, no black shorts. It's wrong.

Wife's friend works in the NHS and her lad works in Nissan. Both are voting out. He's an ex-army kid from Yorkshire. My youngest daughter's just got back from my mams and told me both my parents are voting out too, no surprise, my Dad is traditional labour but is a brainwashed DM reader and 71, but I'm surprised* my sister is out too being in the NHS as well. We're doomed! *actually not too surprised, she's left leaning and picks my dad up on things but is a bit of snob and could talk a glass eye to sleep and never listens.

Aye, him and Green need to be put in a ring Spartacus style and made to fight each other. It would be more entertaining than their craic.

I thought LGBT must be a London radio station at first?

Have they a 'Denise Robertson'* suite anywhere? *Think that's her name, ask @@catmag

I agree about wilmots lack of talent, IIRC his main turn was taking off Norman Wisdom.

Something about straws and clutching, I think.

Sorry to hear about that, Stevie. 9 months ago must've been a popular time for shagging on here through the years as it's my little'uns birthday today as well.

I work. Missing the game tonight because of the bairns birthday and we're going out.

Thanks for that, Gemmill, you and him birds of a feather?

That should teach you a lesson on the wickedness of gambling, young man.

Missing the game tonight, missing most of Northern Ireland's tomorrow, missing all of the England v Wales game, all of Northern Ireland's second game, will get to finally see England's last game but miss most of Northern Ireland's last match v Germany. This is the bit I hate about tournament football. Missing the games through shifts/occasions. (We're out for my youngests 11th birthday).

Ant & Dec AND Shearer? That cabal of wealthy Tyneside businessman obviously influencing the establishment through their Freemason connections bringing yet more honour and prestige to Tyneside away from Wearside. FTM.

Because Bruce Hornsby needed a band.

The wife learned to drive in one of those. Could've been a Nissan Micra?

I've put on over a stone in about 18 months. No exercise, eating shit, drinking loads and stress of shifting house plus new house needing massive rework plus extension with terrible kitchen.

You shit yourself when you saw your stepsister for the second time in 16 years? Were you petrified she was going to show you a 16 year old kid and say 'meet your dad?'

Doncaster? I wonder if the manger is still there in a barn?

You'll look back and laugh in a few years.

Yee are. Yee and your fucking flask. Yee and your shit tartan blanket. 15 year old and you want to go in the east stand? I was getting chucked out at villa park at that age. Fucking east stand? FFS.

I thought this was a thread by CT about a cake he'd tried. I swear to God. RIP Kimbo Slice, no idea who you were but you made an exceedingly good error on my part.

Not ILDC. He's been twisting words and not listening. Standard mackem answers but his patter ('jamies') is ILDC all day. So in summary, Jamie is ILDC. Even Stevie Accorah Marshall Barnes would be proud of this detective work.

Yet it's still better than the Sunderland echo.