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This is Gemmill attempting to do a Stevie and get me to take a picture of myself holding a board up with 'I'm HMHM, I don't wear Prada loafers' like the new poster Stevie thought was Wynn.

Prada what?

Aye, good read, didn't ask the kid if he thought Rafa or Alex Neill should use a half Windsor for their ties or whether they should alternate according to the venue they're playing at.

Sorry, I couldn't think of a fashion presenter as by some amazing twist of fate, I couldn't give a fuck about who's wearing what and who's telling you what they're all wearing. Also never knew a tie had different names for you knotted it. You just fucking put a tie on. That's it folks. I'm sure I'm in the minority on here though for that line of thinking.

Sure he made sure the club never bought any players for 18 months, but that's just nitpicking pessimism. When the call went out for money to protect his investment, Mike came up with the goods. /CT.

Would be similar if the mackems ever hit the Arab money jackpot. Superstars on the pitch and dugout, half time heroes..... Paul Hardyman, Reuben Agboola, Shaun Cunnington etc.

Think I preferred the mumsnet craic to the Jeff Banks craic.

I'm sure J69's background white noise will lure the young'un to sleep.

I wouldn't say it's easy, as Chez says you'll need a bit of luck, but it can be be done, but I have heard first hand from others who've been a little too soft early on and it's spiralled out of control.

My eldest slept right through from 8 weeks, youngest from about ten. Barring illness it can be done, fuck all this getting up with the kids for two years bollocks. ten weeks was bad enough. Don't fall into the trap of being too soft and letting them sleep in your bed either. Only when they're ill and even then, straight in their own bed when they fall asleep. It's worth being a little strict in the long run, for you both and the kids.

Doesn't he always post in that style?

You'd have to pay me to go to an England game, especially with the band present.

You'd have to pay me to go to an England game, especially with the band present.

All the best!

Amazing the amount neutrals who want man U to win PURELY because of Pardew. That takes some doing, that.

Stick in you fucking man u tossers.

Congrats!

I watched the BBC Scotland programme by changing my settings on the iPlayer. They weren't as po faced about it but still were slightly critical of the pitch invasion.

Pleased for Hibs, and I've rangers fans in my family, too.

Aye, good point.

Anyone watching the Scottish cup final? Rangers v Hibs, 1-1, nearly HT great game so far, end to end, both sides smacked the woodwork, defences shit. Good atmosphere.

Sunderland are a club who are defined by their relationship to Newcastle United.

You supply the peeve, I'll sort out the microwavable gravy granules.