Howmanheyman

You just can't beat craic like that. Well you can but I've no intention of smashing my phone with a hammer.

:lol:

Did you miss Mick McCarthy's season at Sunderland?

Essembee is like a dog with a bone here, mind.

I have the greatest respect for you phish, but lord, you are no nearer getting the best of essembee than when you first started posting on here a few days ago.

Aye, that's right. He's started so he'll finish!

If toontastic lasts for a thousand years they will say this was essembee's finest hour.

Ban that phish kid as well while I'm at it.

What the fucks going on with this knacker getting the freedom to post constant shit on here?

I remember me and 3 others being in amongst your lot on the 7 sisters when Beardsley scored the winner. We had the whole of that end, top and bottom yet somehow ended up walking to the game surrounded by spurs fans. Anyway, a police van put it's sirens on screamed past and all of a sudden you heard all the 'fackin camm on' bollocks as a load of spurs fans got all danny dyer and got all bouncy on their tip toes. None of us had colours on so they didn't know we were Geordies till at that very moment, one of us, who wasn't really a big football fan decided it was the appropriate time to shout out if anybody wanted a spare ticket for the Newcastle end? Loads of the tippy toed bouncing Danny dyers turned in our direction and took one look at 'knackers' who shouted out and maybe due to the fact that although he wasn't a big football fan, he was still a Walker lad and happened to built like king Kong's older brother, they had second thoughts and decided to bounce on their toes in another direction. Always think of them when I see or read these hooligan books being advertised. 'Our firm' fuck off, man.

Trooper would sort this daft cunt out, no bother, then get their lass to make his tea while superspur shouted for help from his 'firm'. Fucking gutted I missed this knacker. :lol:

Is the lass in your pic who you're currently stalking, by the way?

I can just hear the dulcet Mackem tones now, 'Rafa ther-a gaffa-eah'.

Fuck off Scooby don't.

:lol: If you're not a Mackem then this has to be one of the most tragic posts I've read on here.

Well at least you're trying. Very trying.

Imagine SAFC having two strikers of that calibre. You'd have to imagine to be honest as it has never happened.

I completely understand them being over the moon and gloating to be fair, but their craic is truly tragic. Honestly, as angry as I am with the zombies running nufc, I could still take a laugh from the mackems at our expense, it's just so far they've spectacularly failed to do it on here.

FTM. Fucking thick Mackems.

because on RTG he's an eminently bigger Fish than he would otherwise be on here. On here he's a stickleback, (no offence, fish), on RTG and by RTG's standards he's fucking jaws. Here's an FTM to keep you happy.

They don't give a fuck, man.

Massive fucking lads fan, FTM! Massive fucking lads fan, FTM! Never give a reason, never give a rhyme, Stupid fucking mackems, Say it all the time.

FTM: "knock, knock.' Marra: "who's there? FTM." FTM: "Have you heard it?"

This is the departed soul of Derek from the other side, tell my Doris I left the key to the safe in the biscuit jar. FTM

Do you, Mr Mackem, take miss Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded wife? I do. FTM. And do you, Miss Mackem, take Mr Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded husband? I do. FTM.