Howmanheyman

Fee Fi Fo FumI smell the craic From a sad Mackem

There are no words, really. When you've reached the depths of doing this atrocity you've already lost. RIP the victims, my deepest sympathies to the families and friends.

Has Leazes infected Toontastic with spambots that write drivel about dating sites, viagra, Russian diet tips and endless questions of the day?

Send the cunt up here and I'll patiently explain things to him. Fucking Arsenal fans, man. Was he one of the 17,000 who saw us beat them at Highbury pre-Wenger? Keown saying the other day that, no disrespect to Liverpool, but Arsenal v Man U was the 'El Classico' of England. And they call us deluded? Honestly cannot stand these pretentious set of arseholes.

That's just his position in the team, he plays the new 'untroubled' role. It's big on the continent.

Couldn't hear much of Quinn's patter luckily enough.

Luckily I had ten cans of draught Guinness to help me through it unlike the poor bastards who shelled out to watch that steaming pile of shite.

That's about it. Pardew's set up and fave picks had me squirming before a ball was even kicked.

We're all a bit tetchy around these parts in the last day or so aren't we?

Happy birthday, Gemmill! Hope the cat and the Roomba got you something nice.

Thanks for sharing that, essembee.

By the way, no fucking way was the attendance 59,949.

Scoobos, are you a Yorkshireman?

pissing against the wind, HF, especially if you're target is national.

Pre-kick off I saw the line up and I felt we were fucked. No surprise how it went.

Is that 'Nightclub Johnson' you're talking about?

Their fans as well, man. FA cup 6 months ago, three points off top 4, into the next round of CL. Faces like little Isabella of Islington who didn't get that pony for Christmas off her mummy and daddy. Here! Arsenal fans! Are these yours?

This game has just been described on sky sports saturday as the 'Underachievers v Overachievers' where I think we are meant to be the Overachievers. :lol: "Now that's what I call fucking unbelievable, Jeff."

82, (eighty two) years young today! Happy birthday, mate.

Fish has completely let himself go since CT left, he's a'all ower the shop.

Ghost HipsterBusters!

Ok, then Fish, I set the trend a few years ago by playing just off the front men, out wide on the left. As I was cool as fuck I called it the 'Eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth eth, shminky pinky pussy' role. It was the new sensation in the Mediterranean leagues, I imported it over here.

That's between him and his Wife.

No it's still comes across as a wanker talking shite. Probably talking shite with a shit mess of a beard.

Am having some real shit with my place as well. It's got to the stage I'm putting dates, times and conversations on my pc. I've gave them a bit of a bloody nose, they came back for more, I beat them again but now it's obvious they feel like I've put their noses out of joint and they're gunning for me. Wankers.