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Aye, come to think of it, I can't ever remember meeting any Palace fans anywhere, either. It's like that old, sorry, brand new phrase, 'wherever you gan, you're sure to NOT meet a palace fan."

You were supposed to serve the joke with English tapas, you clod.

Bournemouth edging away from us. Stoke a better side, Leicester 2-0 up and top of PL in Feb. Fanks, mike. Absolutely no excuse about fucking oligarchs etc anymore. Why are we always fighting relegation?

Think CT would be really good at that, to be fair.

Tell that to the poor budgie, you murdering animal!!!!

I've met quite a few decent Everton fans to be honest, but there's always some divvies trying to be clever on the internet saying things they wouldn't dream of saying in a bar pre-game to your face. Classic knacker.

"Hi, I'm an Everton fan and have been bitter about my neighbouring club since 1994" "Hi Everton fan, welcome to the group. Would anyone else care to share their life story with him? What about you, Marra?" "Hi Everton fan, I'm a Sunderland fan and have been bitter since 1992 when the mag bastards were formed, welcome to the group. If you fancy a pint afterwards, me and Man City fan would love to hear your mag craic."

No chomps for CT in a while. Needs his fix.

RTG busying themselves organising a 'friends of Wearside/Merseyside' supporters cup game in Stanley Park after reading that.

I bet he felt really good about himself after he wrote that. He just needs to let it go, it might ease the bitterness. (I only read a few lines of his Geordie tirade tbh).

Could've been worse, he could've added 'conscientious' before the words 'electric car owner'.

Luckily for you I was on night shift last night.

"Folk in office thought it'wa right laugh me bringing in my plastic lunch Tupperware box w'sarnies in. Didn't laugh so much when t'gun came out, ah say, didn't laugh so much then, your honour."

Courtney used to present the football on Metro radio on a Saturday. He then used to do a show about cars on metro radio. All in late eighties/early nineties then disappeared off the map to suddenly appear as talk sports North East football expert years later. Top blagging, to be fair.

I preferred the 'clown in a circus' joke. Your finest hour on here.

I'm in work now. No bait. I'll have something in the morning when I get in.

I hope he ends up at Young Boys/CSKA so I can keep tabs on his progress.

No, man, sandwiches etc, stuff you take in with you. Does nobody take any bait in with them?

No idea how this entered my head, but, we take 'bait' to work, Jocks take a 'piece', what do they take down that London? (I'm aware this is a CT-esque post and will seek appropriate medication forthwith).

That's EXACTLY what they've been doing for years with their transfer dealings. Fucking hell, man. :lol:

Liverpool v West Ham Utd live on BT, co-commentator is Julian Dicks. (Just joking, it's Steve McManaman).

Read somewhere that Man U's last 49 (forty nine) fa cup games have all been selected for live TV.

The Beast was slaughtered...... But it's spirit lived on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cg0UQrYw8c&feature=youtu.be Peterborough, away, 1992. Someone must have sneaked an old camcorder in this day. Absolutely brilliant day out. Miss those times, big away support, terraces, winning games and having fun.

......And so the Beast was slain and the good people of Toontastic lived happily ever after.