Howmanheyman

Tits is whats I needses!

'What's currently wrong with you?' Never mind bad backs, I'm banging my fucking head against a wall trying to fix a problem with itunes (not for the first time). Wont come on properly, can't uninstall it and a microsoft repair fix has been running for nearly an hour with no sign at all that it is actually fixing it. Fucking computers, man. They do my bastard head in!!

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Lets hope you're right. If that's our shirt we might as well officially drop the 'United Football Club' from our name and pipe music when we score just to go the whole hog, like.

Confirmed. Was going to bring a phone or camera then take a pic but then I remembered I wasn't CT.

Could've swore we got a fee for him! I know he wanted first team football as he didn't think he'd get ahead of Tiote and Cabaye.

I had bother around my knee and was recommended to go there. I was sold an expensive pair of trainers and told about my gait when running etc. Still kept getting the pain till I saw a physio who nailed the problem and gave me certain stretches to do. Never had trouble since. Make of that what you will.

Did the Bride and Groom dance to this music?

I usually run past there. Might have a run today seeing as it's nice and I've no plans. I'll keep an eye out for da bitch tyre.

pretty sure Wolfy is CT, mind.

Somebody offered us money for Guthrie.

PaddockLad used to have one of those I believe. Like Tom says, they source their stuff from score draw.

Just send a pm to McFaul with a pic of yourself holding up a cardboard placard with the words 'I'm Steve Austin' on it. When he verifies you, then and strictly only then, you have permission to JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION! Welcome on board.

Good for you! Other side of the country, like, but if you get the chance to go to San Francisco, be sure to wear some/sun flowers in your hair.

Bit of a Globetrotter, these days, Judith Chalmers Catmag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ItWa8MmwQ&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ&index=1 Another one delved out from Sparko1978, don't know where he gets them all from?! This is another club to to what it was then.

Allow me to oblige.....

Only a hundred?

I prefer Paris to Florida, it's the perfect size for 3/4 days and is a great break and as corny as it sounds is brilliant to see your kids faces especially when they're younger. The first time I ever went there was only my eldest daughter and the look on her face when she met Snow White was just priceless. The rides are good as well. It's been about five years since we've been and I fancy going back.

Two bob, three shiny milk bottle tops and five vouchers from a box of cornflakes. 'Ther best deal in tha clabs fackin' 'istory, Chief.'

Our new Spanish signing spotted on Saturday at Blyth Spartans. Pretty quick deterioration even by Pardew's standards. (Someone have a word about the troosers, man).

No, he'll always be 'The mighty Quim' to us, Troops.

"Err, CT......" "What is it, Mr Wolfy?" "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" "Ok Mr Wolfy, lets get reeling 'em in."

We've had a few Fannies on the books over the years to be fair.