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How many empty seats?? Staggering.

It's things like this where we really don't need more communication.

Iceland is great, I loved it when I went. It's where mums shop.

Did u find it hard, babe? (Sorry, Jill, MF joke).

That's easy for you to say.

There's no hope for you if you're fully acclimatised to it. (I'm back on them but not permanently) By the way, I am fucking blotto. (Drinking lastcof 2012 tequila I won (by being human) and haven't bothered with.

You on nights? @@catmag

Nah, she was on the BBC. (I think).

'Sillishit' :lol:

Does anyone remember network 7 on channel 4? (Especially their computer interviews). Ahead of their time.

Cool as fuck, to be honest.

Too many words from you.

Easy to say, and Christ we've said it before, but ULTIMATELY the blame lies with the owner. 100%. He's had plenty of notice that his lackey isn't up to the job, (I think he's quite comfortable with that, he supposedly steps in anyway when it's 'important' financially). McClaren gets what he's given and takes it because of ultimate problem, Ashley.

Goes without saying there'd be a lush barmaid/waitress like her serving.

2-1 to the billboard.

Phil Collins.

Sounds like heaven. "Err, can I have some rapidly warming, flat as a fart, 1 euro a pint lager with the breakfast instead of the tea? Oh! Any chance you can turn the sound up on top gear? Those nice chaps from Hull are a bit noisy! Cheers, Captain!"

I've said for a while that the club make it harder for themselves to turn a profit on a young player as the players always come into a lopsided team who are struggling, struggle themselves and don't endear themselves to rich suitors. Put one or two of our players in a more balanced, settled side and they'd prosper, look better and attract high bids if that was all you wanted from them. (Which is obviously the case at this club).

Wrong forum, Rents, he's on the Deitytastic forum.

He obviously never signed any confidentiality agreements when he was peddled like some probably did. 'What about Stone? Shall we write up one for him, too?' 'Which ones that? How many fackin coaches does one clab need? Nah, fackim, we'll be writing them up for ther fackin cleaner next!'

He probably means no passion from himself as he's not emotionally invested in non-nufc games which I can totally understand.

Only amusing thing tonight.

Aye, come to think of it, I can't ever remember meeting any Palace fans anywhere, either. It's like that old, sorry, brand new phrase, 'wherever you gan, you're sure to NOT meet a palace fan."

You were supposed to serve the joke with English tapas, you clod.

Bournemouth edging away from us. Stoke a better side, Leicester 2-0 up and top of PL in Feb. Fanks, mike. Absolutely no excuse about fucking oligarchs etc anymore. Why are we always fighting relegation?