Howmanheyman

'Guy?' Fucking 'Guy?!' Even Gemmill says 'bloke' not 'Guy'. Just let that thought sink in. (Tbf, the fish might say 'guy' in between looking for seldom used words like 'nascent' and 'mithering' in his posts, so it's not all bad).

Anyway, looks like my house move could happen next week. Absolutely dreading it, wanting it over.

While you watch?

A bloke with a fetish for dungarees? (I'm getting the coat, now).

Bridge of Spies. Canny, worth a watch. (No Denise Welch in it so obviously that might put some people off).

Great! Essembee's popcorn being brought into it, now!

Sissoko treats these games like a 'showcase event'.

I kinda miss not seeing the sky Saturday mob as they were always good for a laugh, Nicholas being informed by Stelling that the De Jong he was slagging, questioning why they signed him after a disappointing loan was actually a different de Jong, that the one he meant wasn't at the club anymore was a highlight plus them laughing at merson when he made his first 'villa bigger than NUFC' claim.

We can get something there but it's all about McClaren's attitude so we'll probably be shite. Doesn't have to be that way, though.

Aye, you're not wrong, loads do it. Loads of commentators/pundits go on about our loyal support still turning up etc, yet the same knackers then turn around and say stuff like, 'they, (that'll be you), talk about Noocarsuw, but >insert bitter club of ex-player here< are bigger because they won somefink when I was a player, noocarsuw have never won nuffink since 50 years ago'

Chelsea v Man U and both look fairly average. Nothing to be unduly scared about if we have a go at the cockney wankers.

That's including NUFC fans as well.

Middlesbrough and Aston Villa. Two of the most fickle set of supporters around. If it goes to shit thousands go AWOL. Merson, man. Doesn't realise he's the court jester to be laughed at on sky.

Could you smell the meths from that post?

@McFaul Guess who?

U18s beaten 8-0 at home to Everton. Fucking woeful.

Ranieri has to up there with the likes of Pardew and Hughes, now mind.

Especially if it's someone else's arse.

'But the truth is they ARE 3-0 up'

Norwich and the mackems are our best hope. Wouldn't surprise me if the perennially awful Sunderland stay up at our expense.

'Astonishing developments' as Leicester go 2-0 up. Astonishing that the team who are top of the league, been playing really well, have been on top all game have scored a second goal after continuing to make chances. Astonishing!

Aye, that's about it. Think it was HF who described the likes of BT's pundits as a 'collection of cunts'. He wasn't wrong. Apparently Leicester are over the noon to be beating 'City'.

The amount of people who get that wrong is very strange. It's easy enough to spell or guess it right.

Excitement as you go to the chippy, anxiety in case it's closed, happiness that it's open, waryness there'll be a queue, joy there isn't, eagerness to get home to eat it, immense satisfaction filling your face, guilt when you sit on the settee bloated. What a roller coaster! You enjoy it, CT.

Leicester 100% put us to shame. Lineker made a bit of snide comment when Pearson was replaced by Ranieri which I found odd at the time as I thought he did really well in the PL and I'd far rather play for him than that prick, Pearson.