Howmanheyman

I can't believe it's even up for discussion? Who the fuck wouldn't want the option to retire early if they can? There's no chance I'll be doing my job in 20 years time, if I'm working by then it'll be some piece of piss part time job or maybe a full time role measuring the inner thighs/tits of bravissimo's models.

Think he was called Alex or Alistair.

Fucking 'bait', man! 'Packed lunch'.

I daren't ask WTF was going on there. Sounds very much a boldon shindig.

Gemmill asked the DJ to put 'outside' on by George Michael as he shimmied past the dance floor towards the bogs singing to himself, 'I think I'm done with the sofa, I think I'm done with the kitchen table baby'.

I can't be there, guaranteed win.

Obviously you can't tar them all with the same brush, but there's no doubt having heard enough of arsenal fans through the years, there's a fucking boatload of entitled, hissey fitting wankers following that club. I'm about as disillusioned as I've ever been with our support but we're still fucking light years away from the likes of these daft cunts.

I'm sure that ginger cunt fobbed it off on us as well. Last game v Leicester, 7-1?

J lo or Jessie J? Are we talking musically or something else? If it's something else, both, if music, neither.

No, but I do think it's shit.

That's what he said when phone ended up there.

People, some of whom might be in the mackem's post 92 category of NUFC supporters, are ADAMANT that local hero IS Newcastle United. I can see that, they don't know better, but to conflate nufc with local hero for those of us that remember a certain ginger moustachioed twat who called himself the flashing blade, imploring us who had been going to games when the club was in a bad place to make some noise and fobbing this shit tune on the club whilst only a couple of years prior, the same ginger cunt would be foaming if a football fan rang up his toe cringingly bad phone-in radio show, would, as I say, be to conflate the perception of NUFC and local hero being synonymous with each other rather than the reality of the Ginger scenario. (Or something like that, I had to interrupt this post to drop off my daughter, but you get my drift).

A good post by PL spoiled a little by a lack of conflating.

He probably hates it because it's utter bilge.

I like to see all the north east teams do well.

Their crowds went up a higher percentage than ours in the 90's. Yet we get the 'formed in 92' craic with a complete lack of irony.

Seyn a pewya puppet mag with the full kit on today in the Metrocentre. Propa poest 92er with 'Rafa' on the back. Ah had me lads shirt on and a stowen island belt on me crosshatch jeynes. Ah give him a lewk and al the cunt could do was stick his tongue out at iz then ask his mam for a McDonald's. When ah wuz 8 ah'd a propa gave a mag lowads of fucking grief but this kid didan want to knar. Soft shite mag. FTM.

You must've discovered drink and sex have you? Slinking on here, making a post as if you'd never been away. I'm OUTRAGED!

There once was a poster called fish Who considered himself quite a dish One word he thought great Was saying 'conflate', But all it brought fish was fresh hate.

Aye, they took the Metrocentre today, marra, based on replica shirts. Any fights the mags woulda definitely shit theyasells.

Saw an MLF walking through the metrocentre today with his retro shirt on, a lifting pair of jeans with some fucking chain going out of one pocket to another, a shit beard and a wooly hat and what I assumed was his lass till I got a proper look at her, it could only have been his mother as she was about late fifties. Who needs a 'mag at work' tale when you can have an MLF, (Mammy's Little Fuckwit), at Metrocentre one instead?

Aye, the puppet dig is a fucking joke. Honestly, I don't think as a support we're as militant as we could be but we're head and shoulders above most and light years ahead of them fuckers. Most things we tend to make a big deal about isn't the type of thing you see these fannies on arsenal TV moaning about, either. On the other hand, you've got a supporter base that are happy for permanent mediocrity as long as they can beat the mags and won't lift a fucking finger to do anything constructive to help their club in the long term as, first and foremost, they're lazy cunts, lazy by inaction and secondly, too fucking dopey to have any strategy or plans. Thirdly, they hide their laziness, lack of willpower and brains behind a 'it's what the mags would do' mantra which is outright fudging it or outright being genuinely thick as fuck.