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Howmanheyman

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  1. Didn't realise you were so young, unless you were released from prison in 2009?
  2. The great Ewerk v Scoobos feud was a bit like an epic Watford v West Brom clash.
  3. Keep expecting to see the word 'Gone' when I see a new post in this thread.
  4. Trumbo. Good film on the communist witch hunts in the land of the free and the screenwriter who eventually fucked them off. Bryan Cranston takes a good part and the lad who plays Kirk Douglas was very believable.
  5. A Muslim, a Jew and a Roman Catholic walk into a bar, the barman says, "What a fantastic example of a harmonious, multi cultural society."
  6. Certain professions you must know you'll hit a shift on Christmas day every now and then.
  7. Think his brother was a male stripper. Little fucker hung like a donkey apparently. Agree about young divvies taking videos of the bloke.
  8. 27? I bet his cock is bright orange what with all the cheesey wotsits he must eat.
  9. I think his is in the context of taking the piss?
  10. Happy birthday from Lee Ryder's Mam.
  11. Still haunted by getting the hook for Ginola and not playing for Keegan's team. He looks at his old team photos and he sees himself in a black & white adidas grandad collar shirt with the brown ale sponsor, Les Ferdinand to his left, Peter Beardsley to his right, Kevin Keegan sitting in front of him, then the mist/tears clear and he's looking at himself in a fucking manky 'nutmeg' Palace shirt with TDK on it, surrounded by Ian Dowie and Richard Shaw with his manager Alan Smith sitting at the front. He wipes away a tear, let's a long sigh out and tweets about voting for Brexit/Trump etc.
  12. Whale spunk has the viscosity of clear water compared to the thickness of half of their lot, tbf.
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