Howmanheyman

These forest kids, money well spent there wasn't it?

McClaren and his fascination for these midfield donkeys.

Fucking tiote and colback, man

Should've changed things around when Anita was injured but went like for like with tiote. Need to keep possession, keep two shit midfieldersin there. No penalty for the team that never gets them.

My kodi has been canny shit lately for the high standards it's set. Not sure if it's anything to do with getting the 15.2 version in the last couple of months.

Ivan Tony to get our winner off the bench. You heard it here first.

Renton! Here's another one with a south Yorkshire phobia!

Never mind that shit, WERE YOU AT BARNSLEY?! Si or no?

It's just a culmination isn't it? A culmination of the 'many reasons to be pissed off as a Newcastle fan'.

Are you a gloater? Just on here to gloat? Are you an arsehole of reactionary proportions?

If there's one thing worse than an arsehole, it's a reactionary arsehole.

I'm watching the news. Why do the BBC news keep saying 'so-called' before the name Islamic state? Just call them it or call them something else.

Mitrovic might be injured, but is out of form anyway, cisse is injured but is out form anyway, De Jong has the pace of a slug with a bad back, Riviere is money pissed up the wall and Ivan Toney might get a game today. Tuppence ha'penny club by design.

We tend to lose Christmas games away from home. Home win.

Amen, brother.

Your first Christmas fixture was probably v the Germans on the Western front in no man's land 100 years ago.

@@Monkeys Fist Happy Christmas!

The spine of our team is woeful.

His confidence is obviously fucked as I thought heading was a strong point of his. The current bottom three have to be the most poorly run clubs in the PL so it's almost just desserts there are there atm.

Fuck you, I was at Barnsley in 1989.

So what's your solution or way of dealing with it? I'd rather shine a light on the whole shitshow than shrug my shoulders and say 'hey ho'. Don't be embarrassed to get pissed off in front of your cosmopolitan friends, fish. It really is OK to say 'fuck this, it isn't good enough' as a club. Grow a pair of testicles and tell them to fuck off if they give you any shit about what you should expect. It really is fucking not good enough, there's no way quite a few of the rest of the also-rans, (there's a defeatist term right there) should be comfortably doing better than us. Fucking tell it like it is. We probably do have some decent players, trouble is they only play in certain positions and are all a certain age. Fucking sick of this apologist attitude. We're being run into the ground, this cunt hires people to work for him, not the club, we hire blokes who are so defeatist its untrue, we hire managers who have openly punted our players, we hire managers who say we can't compete with the likes of fucking Southampton. It's boxing day. We're in the bottom three. I'd say we've a good reason to be worried or more to the point, pissed off we're in this situation.

Nearly came off in the losers strategy, hold the better team, gift them possession till they get sick, catch them on the break. Hope one of your 'potentially profitable' players gets a winner. Fucking disaster football club should be our name. We are being run so negatively that being in the bottom three out isn't a big surprise. We're fucking shit as a club from the top down.

This.

How the fucks that a free kick to them???!!!