Howmanheyman

I don't think I'll be there next year promotion or not. 25K customers plus a few hundred young divvies trying their best but somehow making things worse. Worst I've ever seen things up there.

To most this is a harmless joke to laugh at, to others a serious way of getting supernatural forces to help you cheat, for the likes of Pardew and big Sham it's a whole new layer of defeat excuse.

Canny. I've a book about magic beans, it'll change your life. Yours for £500.

Award winners are usually the best around, tbf. (Especially Trinity Mirror regional sports journalist of the year winners.)

No one likes a scab. Less tickets this time down there, they were knobs about the bars you could get in last time, this year as well by all accounts, plus the game itself. Fuck'em.

Accountants unfriended. So-called accounts unfriended immediately.

If you didn't go to games in the 1980's and early 90's your views are utterly irrelevant to me and if it was possible to accidentally stand on your posts I'd grimace and wipe my shoes vigorously on the grass till all evidence of your post was gone.

Seriously, who the fuck would sit and watch that daft cunt and his mates?

FYP

I was so impressed with his first year, not even so much the goals but his knack of retaining the ball under pressure and coming out of it and bringing his teammates into the game. Anyway, he's well away from that standard and has gone from a real prospect who I thought would be prized away from a then rotten NUFC to a player who doesn't start championship games.

I expected better from Mitrovic this season but Perez has been the biggest let down for me so far, the ball stuck to him like Velcro in the PL, he's so far off the talent that emerged a couple of years ago it's untrue, he should be murdering this division and bringing players into the game.

Awful to be honest. Haydon and Colback look much better alongside shelvey. By themselves they're a bit, well, shit, creatively at least. We're so fucking flat at home at times and it's a bit of a worry that when we go behind it's almost always curtains. We can all see the good points of this squad under Rafa but fuck me, we've seen some bang average performances mixed in with the hidings we've gave. Must do better and probably will.

Aye, but it's the thaw that counts.

Sitting down on the settee in our rented cottage after stuffing my face with a massive Christmas dinner. Nothing better than reading this thread, it's what Christmas is all about, people calling others thick cunts for disagreeing with each other. God bless us, every one.

Feliz Mackemdad!

No, but I have seen Aragorn, son of Arathorn in Lord of the rings.

Merry Christmas you argumentative, often amusing, dicksplashes.

'Santa Claus the movie' from the eighties featuring Dudley Moore. Is what I'd guess yours would be.

Hey Mr Pittabread man Bake some pan for me I'm not sleepy and I'm earning considerably more than you, Hey Mr Pittabread man, Bake some pan for me In the jingle jangle midfield I'll come following you

We could just ask them, outright, if they're a Geordie or not?

I wouldn't stop at the monarchy, every cunt who'd been given a peerage etc would have to get used to being plain Mr or Mrs again.

Estas Donald? Estas Donald? Estas Donald disfrazada? Estas Donald dis-fraz-ada?

It's one ground I've never been to and I can't see that changing tbh. I fucking hated London games anyway when I used to travel a bit.