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No idea why the hashtags are there, by the way, or what they're supposed to do?

Ok, you connected shitheads, how do you go about twitter? (Giving it a second try).

Not sure you've spelled that correctly.

Hasn't Jesus wept enough lately? FFS.

And a pardew in stephen pears tree.

Laudrup to Celtic was the most surprising transfer, most Tims and Huns didn't even know it happened to this day.

Think it was Jason Patric who starred in it. (1988-ish).

Now you have kodi, why don't you try watching 'the beast', (think it's called that). A different war film about a Soviet tank getting enticed into a trap during their occupation of Afghanistan by the then 'good guys' of the mujahedeen who capture them. Worth a watch.

I would never forget this amazing piss of television. It was the first name on my shit of paper. /Englishspypoliceman

Aye, fair play to the Nazis and japs, they might have caused millions of deaths and heartache, but they were the one of the inspirations behind the films like the longest day, where eagles dare and the great escape, real nice trips down memory lane and let's also not forget the victims who died for my entertainment. > <

Colo's spouting off about this and that how we're a changed team and no longer fear going behind and heads don't drop anymore, that this is the real Newcastle United etc. This is what worries me about Saturday v these lot. I'm as worried about our players mentality than I am of their players. (Let's be honest, if they're not at it for this game then there's something seriously fucked up with their players, really is last chance saloon for them).

Andreas Anderson as well. He signed Hamann as well who had a good season before fucking off to Liverpool. I thInk Speed and Given's best football was undoubtedly under Sir Bobby which doesn't help Dalglish's cause.

Dalglish signed Speed, Given and Solano. They didn't turn out so bad.

Robertson was a goal machine at Hearts when they had a side who were decent for the Scottish leagues, plus there were loads of Scots, Irish and Welsh in the football leagues who were good players so I just assumed he'd be the dogs bollocks when he signed in my teenage Haydonator enthusiasm. That was a disappointment which was made even worse when we got relegated that season. Aye, a tidy player no doubt but just lacked the pace and drive we were enjoying with the likes of Dyer and Bellamy playing off Shearer and Speed and Robert breaking quickly as well. Viana just wasn't up to the tempo as much as we all wanted him to be.

Most disappointing transfer has to be essembee from RTG to here.

MeJulie

I'll be ready to laugh at their probable relegation if/when we're safe from joining them.

Didn't think she was as old. RIP

https://lightsaber.withgoogle.com/ You're welcome.

'Yow're not funnoi, Yow're not funnoi, Yow're not funnoi en-eye-more Yow're not funnoi en-eye-more'

Well I believe in miracles. Since you came on this board. You sexy thing. (You sexy thing, you). End of.

I reckon DK's attended as many football matches as essembee's attended hospital appointments.

Need something like that for our national anthem to be honest.