Howmanheyman

"Take care of my dear Lady Hamilton, Hardy, take care of poor Lady Hamilton. Kiss me, Hardy.Now I am satisfied. Thank God I have done my duty. FTM."

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years men will still say This was their finest hour. FTM"

Hats off gents! FTM

I watched Inter the other week lose at home to Fiorentina, they were woeful at the back.

We're all sending texts to mackems we know saying we're great and we're going to hammer them next week, as well. 'Mag at home' instead of the usual 'Mag at work' this time.

Put 606 on for the first time in years. Fucking horrific listening Only game on today and 'Wrighty' talking to boring arsenal fans and boring man u fans.

Bodie or Doyle?

We all think we're Brazil now, by the way.

RTG is comedy gold right now, mackems making threads about our players praising them before the OP's get called mags and it ends up where we think they're Messi.

Needs his name changed to judge Judy, I reckon.

Gini should definitely have put mitro in there when he scored.

I'm an eclectic sort of chap, you should know this by now.

Reminds me of when I knocked back Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Connelly for a threesome.

A midfielder who likes scoring. Nice.

Fucking lovely

Get in! (Shit defending again)

Tiote and colback don't have a first touch between them.

Two of the worst defenses in the league here, like.

One positive is they look as shit as us defensively. Get in!

Howard Kendall has died. Not a bad side he had down there at Everton. Seem to recall vague rumours of us wanting him at some point to manage us with the fact he was from up here being one of the positives. RIP

(Like Don, he's a bit of a 'whispering grass' as well).

This is who he looks very much like if you find it sexy?

Actually work with a sad fucker who who lives by himself with two cats, (Not Gemmill), doesn't like confrontation, is OCD, always does the wrong thing at the wrong time, says the wrong thing to managers, is generally a a sad sack. He always talks about blowing up all the middle east, bringing back capital punishment, shooting the whole lot of 'em, (immigrants), believes EVERYTHING he sees in The Sun when he reads it, (he doesn't buy it but is happy to read others papers), thinks everyone is a scrounger who are on any kind of benefits but seems to forget telling me he was seeing a doctor for depression when he got made redundant. He is your fifty something sponge who soaks up all kinds of shit and piss he reads, comes across as an intelligent bloke but when challenged melts quicker than a snowman in the Sahara. I usually sway from feeling sorry for him to disliking him. (He's universally disliked at work probably as much from an uncanny ability to send a glass eye to sleep with his incredibly piss poor craic as much as his views). Guess which way he votes?