Howmanheyman

"I'm seeing a figure in white..........surrounded by diamond lights..........."

Is this an exclusive written by guest journalist, Tony Gale?

Any other owner and he'd never have been our manager in the first place is the truth.

No. You on the other hand............ .........I feel sorry for.

How many 3+ defeats is it now under Pards? The sheer number of them is something I find 'difficult' as a fan.

He was on BBC Newcastle pre-game moaning about Tiote playing twice for the Ivory Coast, there was a spoof Pardew post put on here today that was more or less what he actually said.

Nah, I'm skint and thought, sorry 'Fawt' I'd buy some money from Pardew's ineptness, our players lack of balls, a team with no leaders and an awful record away to a decent side. I don't take pleasure from our defeats.

Put a tenner on us to get beat by four plus goals, also had a tenner on three in case they took it easy. £170 and more pressure on Bullshit boy is my consolation prize, tonight. Fanks, Mike and Pards.

:lol:

Really?

That leally make me laugh, ginger ninja.

Couple of young lads at work, (both 22), don't have a problem wearing a onesie.

You couldn't make their statements up. (for the avoidance of doubt, this regime running the club are a set of cunts, wankers and lickspittles).

'Harry's last stand' by Harry Leslie Smith. Probably the best non fiction book I've read. 91 year old Harry remembers his poverty as a child, remembers the great depression and seeing his parents sending his sister to a kind of workhouse to die as they couldn't afford to look after her nor pay for healthcare as there was no NHS. It is a book of his life and a warning that the old elite are once more trying to grind down the middle and working class. He is absolutely fucking scathing on the right wing media and their war on the poor and benefits claimants, scathing on the tax dodgers and the oxbridge elite who run this country. I feel privileged to have shared Harry's life and memories. A superb read and only £1.09 on the kindle. (I'd force CT to read it if he was only capable of reading a book).

I do have a lunch with the girls habit, as it happens.

P.s. After all bills and savings, I'm left with about £75 so I'm sure you'll cope with £600, London or not.

First things first, drop the word 'guys' from your patter, second, take the job. If you like it and have no commitments then £600 spare cash will do till you move up.

Another 'Scrounger having more babies' headline coming up in the likes of the Daily Mail.......What? It's a Royal? It's William's bit of stuff, Kate? Gawd bless ere, Sah! Hope her sickness is quick and easy, hope the baby is golden and hope the Royal vaginal flaps don't get too battered by the Royal birth. Worth every penny, Ma'am.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/CE3pEsaCRfGbwKiIGb-ewA?mt=1

New low for Pardew. Footage of him acting the boy in Gelsenkirchen the night before our game with Schalke. http://www.jibjab.com/view/xngJfaIBTJO74W68qUCTWg?mt=1

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http://www.jibjab.com/view/53xe1joZTaCx2sCRtkmt0Q?mt=1

If you look carefully you can see CT in amongst that lot, in spirit, trudging through the 80's, just back from Ibiza where he danced till sunset to the Birdie Song and Club Tropicana.

Never seen this coming.