Howmanheyman
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We sometimes get calls for 'Grainger games' and they seem a bit reluctant to accept we aren't the shop when we tell them. "Wha you mean this izn Grainja Games? Wha you mean??!!!"
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Go on then, explain.
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My day isn't complete unless I twat one of those long faced four legged bastards, actually.
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For anyone unaware, you pretend to climax, the girl looks around as you actually climax, it catches her in the eye where she covers her eye with her hand like a Pirate patch and yells 'Arrghhh!' Pirate style.
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What about 'The Pirate' when he's older?
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Newcastle United Legends - vs AC Milan Glorie
Howmanheyman replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Di Canio may make an appearance according to nufc.com. -
Think yourself lucky, I've two girls, the young lads they'll bring back haven't a chance.
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Bless.
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With us he's got a shit record in the cups, FA and league cup. Am I wrong or are you just after a bite?
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You know what I mean smart arse.
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Escape to victory is on now if that helps?
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Your box started buzzing? (Where's the fucking kleenex when you need it?!!)
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No you've been a good girl.........so far.
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CT plays to the gallery, Cath. And he loves it so good luck to him, it sometimes keeps the place ticking over.
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Was that after you choked the chicken watching some Frankie Vaughan?
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I'm not a Geordie, mate, I'm a 14 year old from Singapore but I been supporting the lads long time.
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Anyone for 3?
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"You mean to say he e'mailed you this moaning?"
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Boldon Blossom Garden Take away Menu 1. Fried Rice chunky onions with sweet chilli sauce and baked beans (slice of bread 25p extra) - £5.70
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"eet eez no laughing matter, Monsieur, I assure you."
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I am as it happens, you can find me at @youmustbefuckingkidding#haddawayinshite
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Ok, I'll start at the beginning, My Wife is never 'appy, neither is my lover Yvette and my other lover, Maria, I am constantly 'arrassed by ze fruity Lieutenant Herr Gruber 'oo prefers le sausage to le pussy. I 'ave been 'iding ze stupid English flyers in my loft as well as ze painting of ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies etc, etc.
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I just got a PM off the lad asking me to ring him to talk about it.