Howmanheyman

Thank God for butchers and saveloy dips. About £1.30 for delicious saveloy minus skin, warm with pease pudding, stuffing and mustard.

Any relatives who ever came over here from N.Ireland always loved stuff from our bakers greggs or not and loved sausages/bacon with stottie. Have to say I've no recollection of any bakers over there but they always said they were shit by comparison. P.s As an aside, greggs have killed a load of independent bakers over here which is a real shame as there used to be a lot of good choice and now you've a fucking generic greggs whatever and that's your whack.

He was up for it but saw a fat ginger out of the corner of his eye and went from being like a baby's arm holding an apple to a soggy baby carrot in the blink of an eye.

There's loans and there's loans.

I don't mind the idea of blowing a business loan, just not my house.

He was up for it, but just didn't have the time as he had to get up sharp for training the next day.

As Gemmill says I want to be beholden to nobody but the bulls knacka who looks at me in the mirror of a morning. (Also I'd have to do something other than use the house for money as the Wife would be too windy about losing it).

In all seriousness I am looking at doing something myself as I really can't stand being dictated to anymore regards to unsociable shift patterns/holidays and all the other bollocks that comes with working at a manufacturing plant/factory and all the managers doing paper excercises to keep themselves in a job. I want out as 20 years is too much already and it's getting worse not better.

JFK getting rid of one of CT's 'purple players' after CT goes out on a limb and stands JFK's corner on here? What a cunt.

Been thinking of doing something different for a while now. Might start my own online dating site as a new business but obviously would need to have it's own little niche in that market a la 'uniformdating.com'. Was thinking along the lines of 'meetthroughthetoiletbowl.com'. What do you all think?

You too?

Power! How long could you stream/browse before the battery started getting low? Maybe Tooj justs wants a canny little DAB radio for listening while he's in soaking in the bath? (He's got a bad back hasn't he?)

£97.5M plus the £284M we owe to Mike when we popped round for a cuppa at his Buckinghamshire flat and asked him for a sub. Good old Mike said 'no bother, Geordie my old son' and we said we'd 'see him alright when we got our new glasses.'

Dan Gosling, "I never asked Mike Ashley to sign me." Bought on a clause, not on skill or a need, bought with a hope he would be ok after his injury. Got him for zip so took a chance. He'd end up with headphones on at somewhere like Charlton v Gillingham for Sky sports Saturday but as an ex-player for a North-East club it's unlikely.

Nobody will buy Gosling.

I couldn't tell you a mumford and sons song and have no idea what a yurt is but am still enjoying this thread in what is a quiet TT summer period it has to be said.

It's ok apart from the blue stripes, the sponsor and the huge patch on the back. So it's basically shit then.