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The Charlton v Mackem play off was good as was Readings a couple of years later, was going to mention the Liverpool v Everton 4-4 cup game but Stevie beat me to it, I thought their games were generally shite and completely overplayed by both BBC/ITV so it was a surprise as well as a canny game.

Jaqiue Santini (Spurs) Got most of the others and called 'Frank Clark' for Hiddenk as well!

Saw us beat Leicester 5-4 in a great come back then the next season went to Filbert Street to see another end to end game where they did us 5-4. Quinny scored a hat-trick in the defeat but another soon to be hero did the dirty and scored three for the Foxes. Who was he? As an aside, a friends dad drove us down for this game and he couldn't get parked in a tight space so he made us lift another car up and move it so he could get in.

Commiserations.

It was a face saving way from Mike and Dekka of dropping the 'Sportsdirect Arena' shite which they were ridiculed for by everyone in the media, (our anger meant Jackshit), it was also a way to ingratiate an unpopular sponsor with the fans as them being our 'saviours' in giving us the name back. Just like the supposed deal where 'Wonga' have personally took on a crusade to give us the Gallowgate End back by removing the Sports Direct sign off the top of the stand. What if the roof just needed renewing with paint and they were quoted, (as an example), £30,000 to re-paint the roof grey then re-paint the Sports Direct sign or just £20,000 to paint it grey and not bother with the Sports Direct bit? They could just save a few quid and the sponsors get another easy win for their wonga.

I'd have thought the sight of a busty nurse would've increased your penis size? "Oh well, all the more crumpet for us real men" [/blackadder II]

I wouldn't fancy having Phelan at all. Don't think Brian Kidd did so well leaving Man Utd from memory, Phelan would've been a cones and bibs man being told his duties I'm pretty confident of that as you don't rule the roost like Fergie did for so long without being in total control. Comes across as a bit of a yes man for me and they're ten-a-penny as coaches.

"We'd like to fank Wonga for bringing Alan Pardew back to the fans. The Club could never afford to have a first class managah like Alan wiffout Wonga's sponsaship so we're planning a minutes applause in the 2,134 second of our first home game next season as a mark of respect to Wonga which is the same nambah as their current APR."

Well thanks for that Dewek, on behalf of all us Novern Mankees can I just thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Gawd bless you, sah! (Yes, that means fuck off).

I don't mind gays getting married in my church but they can fuck off if they're thinking of playing 'Steps' greatest hits' through the ceremony.

As an aside, I was at Ayresome Park when there was a minutes silence for Harvey as that was the first NUFC game after his passing on and there was quite a lot of chanting/singing through it from the Boro fans. I still can't stand the cunts all these years later.

FYP

Leazes belatedly passes on his good wishes by the way.

He looked fatter on the show but I can't find a pic.

I think they questioned whether SBR should have a statue over Joe Harvey as all of Bobby's achievements were accomplished elsewhere unlike Harvey who played, captained and managed us to success and even scouted for us a few years after he resigned, (a real club man.) I've a bit of sympathy for that view which is in no way a slur on the great man that was Sir Bob who I was lucky enough to meet a couple of times and was a complete Gent.

I'd far rather .com was here than not. Strange to have a pop at it if you ask me.

My local MP soooooo voted for. Mind, he's gay so no surprise there, then.

Just seen Prince Naseem Hamed on a SKY show with Gary Newbon. Fucking hell, he's piled the beef on in ten years.

If they claim that Allah personally told them to do it then they're genuinely tapped. Otherwise I'd suggest they're Islamic extremists with possibly no connection to Afghanistan other than maybe having a smoke of some gear made out there once.

Maybe they killed the bloke as they hated being pressured into giving to charity and his 'help for heroes' t-shirt was the last straw and it had nothing whatsoever to do with their religion?

Shame he's not here as I had to go to Boldon today and might have had a bit of crack on here. Never mind, I'll get over it, if, (IF ) you're reading this CT, you must now feel like the bloke that lost his lottery ticket.

I've yet to hear a believable reason why our troops are in Afghanistan, however, as has been stated, these two cold blooded murderers do not come across as some desperate Iraqi/Afghan's fighting back after seeing a family wedding destroyed by a US bomber or a 'platoon' style massacre, they just come across as two thick as pig-shit disenfranchised Lahndan home boys who got into Islam. Happy Face, we know the arguments and I'm pretty sympathetic to the idea that the US is basically an army state, (The whole country was founded on this iyam), however these two Goons apparently shouting an Islamic slogan with London accents tells me they're backing fellow Muslims and bringing religion into (someone elses) real grievances.

I got done there a few years ago and I still haven't got a clue where the camera was. I did 36 driving up there towards the BBC Newcastle building. (Didn't even know it was a 30 zone at the time). I took the points and fine and told them to stick the course as I'm not one who tear arses around and who keeps to the limit normally.

'Seeken' Pronounced 'Seh-kan' round where 'Daddyscock' lives.