Howmanheyman

4 (FOUR!) /10 That has to be comfortably the worst I've ever done on any football quiz by some distance, sleepy or not!

What?

Louise Taylor fizzing at the slit over a Sunderland manager. We've been here before haven't we?

Are you not allowed to have a drink at these places? I'd have thought it was compulsory watching a lot of acts. Genuinely seen funnier blokes at work/in a bar/club.

That's a pretty crap shift but it's hardly a killer in the sleep stakes, just have an hour to yourself if that when you get in and make the most of your day before work. (Obviously the closer you get to 'making a move' to go to work the more pissed off you'll get).

My mate had use of his works van when I was about 18 and three of us would sometimes go for a drive about for something to do and obviously have the radio on. Ten O'Clock and his show and voice coming on the radio was a 'fuck it, lets call it a day' moment as we just couldn't stand the twat. We decided he was ginger without ever seeing him. We were right. Anyway, one of these nights on our little mystery tours in the van we were driving near Walker Graveyard on Scrogg Road when my pal pulls over and asks this old dear where 'Deep Throat Avenue was?' as we were pissing ourselves laughing. "Eee, not sure hinny, it rings a bell" she replied as me and my other pal were laughing into our sleeves. She then said, "Eeee, there's our Malcolm, he might know. MALCOLM! MALCOLM! C'mere, son!". She called him Malcolm but in actual fact he was King fucking Kong and you could have rested a breakfast tray on his brow above the eyes. I wonder what his face was like when his Mam asked him where 'deep throat avenue' was as he watched a van screeching away to safety in the distance.

Did he 'whip out his whatsit'?

Poor bastard, even when they win they lose.

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, then it generally is shit. That shirt is shit. Didn't expect any different to be fair.

You go for it, Gloomy, kidda!

+1

Neither would Stevie Wonder.

Climbing in dangerous circumstances. Setting a hut on fire. jumping out of derelict building upstairs windows onto old mattresses. Avoiding gluesniffers to have a game of football. Playing chicken with my mates by knocking on strangers doors and asking if I could use their bog 'for a shite'. Getting chased off the 'Watchie' and his alsation round derelict houses getting renovated by the council. Off the top of my head those, they'll be a load more but I've stuff to do in the house and I'm getting 'the look' off my missus.

Not me I'm afraid.

I know where PLs coming from, Sir Bobby was looking to the future as he recognised that a good side couldn't carry a striker who was past his best. Souness and Shepherd just wanted Alan to go for Milburn's record to take peoples mind off the increasing dross that was happening on the pitch. He was indulged and this wouldn't have been the case had he been at a real top club. He's a NUFC icon but isn't one of my personal favourites as it happens. Doesn't mean I never cheered the bloke though!

I've said it before but I just wish these foul cunts had just one or two moments of self awareness or a flicker of humanity before they commit these acts and either seek help or just top themselves and save people unimaginable pain and grief.

CT thought he was very similar to Rob Lee on his debut.

10% thought Cabaye was our best player last season?

Tutti Frutti BBC series I watched once years ago on DVD for £6. Just watched five of six episodes and it's money well spent.

I'd have him back but it's too much to pay for someone who I think is going to be/is an injury prone player.

Mark Hughes, (pictured), delighted to be new Stoke manager.

8/10

If Hughes goes to Stoke then I expect them to play about the same but with added bad snidey tackles to their game just the man himself used to partake in.

".....Newcastle score four and that is their average for the season so far....." Sigh. We'll never see those days again.

The Pompey game of 1992 is the most emotional and nerve wracking I've been to. When they say 'pandemonium' to describe a winner they can put this game as a reference.