Howmanheyman

Most David's I know all get called called either 'David' by their Mam's or Wives/girlfriends or 'Davey' by everybody else. Not many get called Dave up here for some reason.

Ok, I'll bite. What's funny?

I've already got one, thanks. My router's nowhere near the sky box and I'm fucked if I'm breaking up some well laid wooden flooring and fishing the wire through two rooms.

'Summer Transfer 2013' Unless we get some big money in for Cabaye then forget about anything other than a 'contract clause' buy and one or two Amalfitano type kids. Last year Llambias was desperately trying to get a bite off an ambitious club for Tiote by bringing him up unprompted in end of season interviews. This year the hope is a big Cabaye bid.

I wouldn't pay the price they wanted for their 'specialised' wireless adapter the pack of bastards they are. They used to have a decent 'anytime' channel but have made it via internet only to sell their own adapters.

Ok folks, due to having an uncanny ability to miss a lot of telly mainly through work then not wanting to watch half way through where I might have missed something then my this thread means Jack Shit to me. However I want to change all this! The Soprano's is a show I initially missed and I've never heard anything but praise for it, likewise Game of Thrones. Anyone know where you can watch them from the start without buying the DVD's from HMV etc?

We've been thinking that for ages. Fish: "Hey Martin! Fancy going to this new place tonight?" Meenzer: "Nah, I'm washing my hair with some of my real Gay friends." Fish: "What about a little Euro trip next month?" Meenzer: "Nah, I'm out all next month unlike you." Fish: "Ha ha! Ok, not to worry, then." (sobs gently to himself on hanging up).

All the breast wishes on your boobday, Fisty.

Think I'm getting Butt and Smith confused.

Congratulations HF!

Alan Smith's two goals v Sampdoria.

Jammy twat, I'm three hours into what's going to be a right cunt of a twelve hour shift. Plus it's boiling. Have one for me CT!

yep. Some in fridge, some in biscuit tin depending on biscuit type.

Most of the time I'll eat a biscuit is if I pop round to my folks house and have one with a cuppa as they have a dedicated draw in the fridge for biscuits. (It's why I always make sure it's me who collects the kids when they've stayed there).

Kit Kat Most biscuits are nice enough, (apart from custard creams, obviously).

I don't eat a lot of biscuits but mentions for; Fox's Digestive milk chocolate Breakaway Blue Riband Banjo Tunnocks (Off the top of my head).

Another happy customer.

Was going to put something similar about CT/Gemmill but nightshift fatigue set in and I couldn't be arsed. Hoy a pick up of Miss Hendricks then, Fish!

I can't stand Tesco's mind. I've been dragged into the one down by Norham Road a couple of times and apart from the terrible entry into the car park through an industrial estate, the shop itself is crap and most of the shoppers look strange down there. Worst shoppers by a mile are a big percentage of M&S shoppers. You can't get moved for fucking beige, man! Nee wonder middle class pensioners are always crying skint!

My Mam makes a lovely ginger snap.

I was at Sainsbury this morning actually. Whilst there I was looking at my social betters and for a BT ad look-a-like as well. Anyway, I looked down at my shoes while I shopped out of shame and apologised to the Manager for bringing the level of clientele down by my presence as I left.

Never been pulled for ID since I was 17 and I'm now 39, I sometimes wonder if different towns/cities are worse than up here, though with the lack of common sense. I once went up to asda in Benton with just my then 9 year old daughter to get a few bits and bobs including a bottle of vodka. As the lass at the till grabbed the vodka to scan it I kept a hold of it and turned to my bairn and said, "Now are you sure this is the one you want?" before turning round to grin at the checkout lass, (well named as there was plenty of 'checking out' going on) and it was quite funny to see the look of shock on her face turn to realisation that I was joking and she had a laugh about it. I sometimes also pop up to Sainsburys in Heaton and it would've been interesting to see if the 'realisation' time would've been any quicker had I done that there just for Gemmill's sake you understand. I'd have been calling you and your lass all the cunts going if I'd been behind you when you just left your stuff on the conveyor belt, mind.

Golf is a sport. A Golf is a car. Agolf is someone pronouncing a German name with their mouth full of custard creams while reading the Guardian.

All the best, have a good'un!

Obviously wouldn't spray the crowd with acid, like, but, err........I see where he's coming from regarding the crowd.........