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No Eldon Square like. And hardly in the same league as Central Station. And this place fucking stinks....

The RSPCA are investigating complaints of 11 donkeys being badly beaten in Blackpool.

SWP is off to one of Fulham/Birmingham/West Ham apparently.

I hear the coalition's answer to solving the CSA mess is to ask seperated parents to 'sort it amongst themselves amicably' or be charged £20 for using government savings. Aye cos sticking another barrier in the way is going to make all the difference. Have they not got a fucking clue?

Toontastic Dietry Services thank you for your custom.

Grammar police score an own goal

This is the man who bleeds black and white remember. Holding grudges ffs, what a fucking ring piece!

She'll have to shit standing up too. No way in hell the porcelain would survive that fucking thing. It has it's own gravitational pull ffs

Reading the one about leaving the phone message with a different number I have been known on several occassions to change the number listed as 'Home' in peoples mobile phones to various different dodgy numbers. One lad recently got an advice line for premature ejaculation Have a mate who's party trick is to go into a supermarket, stick all the pile creams, nipple creams, etc he can find into his trolley and spend his time merrily lobbing them into people's trolleys when they're not looking. His other trick is to go into a newsagents, grab a jazz mag off the top shelf and lob it inside a copy of the local paper near the top of the stack. Juvenile but funny.

Pardew, two faced? Fits in perfectly into Ashley's model.

Sadly they could still do the same to us... shhh, lets just enjoy this a while oh and where's thickguymick? having his minute's silence. show some respect

Sadly they could still do the same to us...

This'll be sure to piss off Man Utd fans...

He's been arrested several times for assault hasn't he? Admittedly I don't think many (if any) of the charges have stuck mind although didn't he receive a caution? Exactly Aye but if he has received a caution in the past, it'll work against him.

He's been arrested several times for assault hasn't he? Admittedly I don't think many (if any) of the charges have stuck mind although didn't he receive a caution?

On what grounds?

I seem to remember someone commenting when he signed for Cardiff that it was a bad move for him personally as he always seems to get arrested there. How many more times before they throw the book at him?

FYP I lived there for 4 years man! Post needs fixing further then. Out on the piss or living there? Surely the latter is worse?

Soon after passing my driving test and being the typical exuberant new driver who tailgates every fucker, blissfully unaware of quite how much it fucks people off and feeling somewhat 'protected' by the boundaries of my Mam's Ford Escort, I was nailing it 4-up to a supermarket one balmy evening riding rather close to the tail of a Vauxhall Carlton. He pulls off into the car park with me right behind him. By now, quite enjoying how close I'm following. Cue us going through a narrow section where the kerbs allowed only one car to go at a time, he jams on the anchors, gets out, reaches back in to grab a club hammer and starts pacing back towards my car with a face like thunder and he's built like a brick shit house. Without a thought for the suspension in my Mam's car, I put it on full lock, dropped the clutch, smacked into and up onto the kerb and drove across a raised section to get the fuck out of there. Never tailgated anyone again after that like.

FYP

Funny thing is that should there be any bother, you're details (email address, IP address etc) will be passed straight to the rozzers to show you planned it Nice one daft lad Good work PP

indeed. FTM makes me laugh, but the arseholes above us in the Leazes who were putting up the "2-1" signs, from 11/12 years ago, when they were getting thrashed 5-1 was utterly hilarious. ibf I always cringe when our lot start singing about NYD 1985. Doesn't happen as much these days but that chant has gone for 25 years man!

Was on RTG a while ago about 20% of their screen names were FTM at the end, and they did a poll about email addresses and 4 in 10 had FTM in them. Anyone who has SMB as their email address is a mug. ... and I always read that as Sad Mackem Bastards.

Fuck The Mackems?