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Colour co-ordination with the socks and buttons? Wasn't 80s fashion a bastard? Very nice Stevie.

Peasepud fell out of bed again.

Apple have announced the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The iTit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them.

Little wonder when you consider how shit he is. He was good when he first went to Wigan imo. Aye he wasn't bad, but then he began believing in the massive over-hype about him - right about the time he fucked off to Spurs. No coincidence IMO Stupid fuckers were crackers enough to buy him back after mugging the Mackems too!

Little wonder when you consider how shit he is.

Offerred to take a bullet apparently. Am I missing something?? Rob W was involved in every moment in history, so he claims...

At 92 minutes on Sunday, half of them wanted him gone. And at 94 they were proclaiming him a God As he danced down the touchline like he'd just been told he had won first place in a Claire Balding lookalike contest Not forgetting Joe Bugner Balding + Bugner = Bruce. There is a likeness I think. tbh Is that not potentially the ugliest 3-some in the history of the world?? Does 3 blokes count as a 3some?

If it hadn't been for the draw we would have done in '99. Shame we had to kick your arse in the semi final but you can't win them all... Yet you dont even get near my top 5. Weird non? Yet you're obsessed with coming onto an NUFC forum. Even more weird.

If it hadn't been for the draw we would have done in '99. Shame we had to kick your arse in the semi final but you can't win them all...

My table of dislikes - most at the top: 1. Man Utd 2. Sunderland 3. Tottenham 4. Villa 5. Everton 6. Liverpool 7. Blackburn 8. Birmingham 9. Wigan 10. Wolves 11. West Ham 12. Bolton 13. Stoke 14. West Brom 15. Fulham 16. Chelsea 17. Arsenal 18. Manchester City 19. Blackpool 20. Newcastle

At 92 minutes on Sunday, half of them wanted him gone. And at 94 they were proclaiming him a God As he danced down the touchline like he'd just been told he had won first place in a Claire Balding lookalike contest Not forgetting Joe Bugner Balding + Bugner = Bruce. There is a likeness I think. tbh

Haven't you learned you lesson about taking bets with young Master Bader? He'll welch just like he did last time!

I was applauding your effort in contributing to the football side of the forum. Well done you. What a patronising cunt!

I think Chelsea have had a blip - but to think they'll finish outside the top 4 is somewhat straw-clutching. I think they'll come back strong.

Based on the fact that we have qualified for the knock out stages of the champions league and this is the closest prem title chase in many years with the powers of Chelsea and united fading? Or the fact we now have players choosing to move to us over said teams? You'll not finish above Man Utd, City, Arsenal or Chelsea - end of. Your foray into the CL will be a one-season wonder. Granted you've done well over the last 18 months but I think you'll be a victim of your own success as those who've tasted CL will be wanting more. You'll never keep hold of Bale or VDV and as soon as those two leave then the cracks will only get wider. Can I borrow your crystal ball? Ooh look Newcastle get relegated again next season! I would be more worried about losing redknapp than either of those two. We made the CL without VDV and Bale would earn us massive money with his 5 year contract. Redknapp will have the England gig 18 months from now anyway. If Levy has half a brain he'd have Hughton back on the payroll already primed to take over. You made the CL because Liverpool dropped off and Man City hadn't reached their potential last season. There's no crystal ball about it, you're falling short of the top 4 - not by much, but enough. 'arry has already started the excuses by saying he's expecting Spuds to miss out.

If he's anything about him and we win on Saturday, he'll be still posting here on Saturday evening. We all know that won't happen.

Can't live off the Berbasulk and Carrick spoils forever. Name the players in your side now that you think you could sell for a profit? Van Der Vaart might be one though he'd have a limited set of clubs he could go to, then there's Lennon. Bale's value will have gone up from the 10m you paid. Modric's value will have held. Huddlestone's will have risen. The rest will have dropped off. Gomez 8m Hutton 9m Kaboul 9.5m (you've already lost 5.5m on him) Jenas 7m+ Pavlyuchenko 14m Keane 12m+ Palacios 12m Crouch 10m dos Santos 5m+ Defoe 16m Bentley 15m+ Bassong 8m Dawson 8m Corluka 8.5m Fuck me, did they pay £19m for Crouch and Hutton??

Based on the fact that we have qualified for the knock out stages of the champions league and this is the closest prem title chase in many years with the powers of Chelsea and united fading? Or the fact we now have players choosing to move to us over said teams? You'll not finish above Man Utd, City, Arsenal or Chelsea - end of. Your foray into the CL will be a one-season wonder. Granted you've done well over the last 18 months but I think you'll be a victim of your own success as those who've tasted CL will be wanting more. You'll never keep hold of Bale or VDV and as soon as those two leave then the cracks will only get wider.

16 mil for Bentley and Keane. Couple of mil each for Krunchy and Ohara. Loads of money!!! And when The Londinium Hotspurs are playing in the Warburtons Mega Dome in Stratford next to a mega tescos and a huge premier lodge who will pay for the stadium....we will be truly a European force. Don't worry, Dangerous Danny Levy has it all in hand. Pwopa Spurs fan you like... advocating a move away from their true roots... ha ha, not blessed with the brains you were born with. Explain? Or is it down to the fact you live fuck all anywhere near Tottenham and are just a glory seeking cunt? It would figure.

16 mil for Bentley and Keane. Couple of mil each for Krunchy and Ohara. Loads of money!!! And when The Londinium Hotspurs are playing in the Warburtons Mega Dome in Stratford next to a mega tescos and a huge premier lodge who will pay for the stadium....we will be truly a European force. Don't worry, Dangerous Danny Levy has it all in hand. Pwopa Spurs fan you like... advocating a move away from their true roots...

Do you actually watch football? I do wonder when I'm watching your lot. Comparing him to Ardiles....Game over really. To be fair Tottenham are a good side, but anyone can beat them because they're easily bullied. Modric is overrated imo, after every game "ahv been this faakin gyyme firty eyyt yurrs, and i aint ever seen a better midfeewdur than Luuwkuh" that mug Redknapp, he's not even in their six best players in my view. Bale and VDV being their best player and JDFHAY probably most important for his goals. They won't make CL this year. VDV single handed has saved this side knock it wide to people who run fast bullshit. As opposed to smashing it long to bully boys Nolan and Carroll to cause havoc?? We're hardly Wimbledon 1988 you silly cunt. Give us three years and we'll be back to where we should be with a bit of luck. 2 years ago, Spurs were in a far worse position than we are now.

Well, well, well... look which cunt the cat dragged back in. FoD tbh.

Javas got nothing to do with viruses. If you dont use Windows updates you can leave yourself exposed to viruses. You're fucking priceless.

I don't. Company car so they get ordered as new.