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Georgia one up already.

I managed to get food poisoning on holiday and a week later it’s still there. Thankfully I was only confined to bed for a day but still shitting about 15 times a day and now accompanied by bastarding stomach cramps.

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Unless it's to League 1.

Only Southgate could take a squad with attacking talent that is the envy of world football and come up with those stats.

Divorces ain’t cheap. Sorry, look at me teaching my grandma how to suck eggs.

Depends what part of Saudi your team is based in I’d guess.

Great ball by Gordon. What England have been missing.

I think Tripps has done pretty well from LB tonight.

How many shots has Foden taken this tournament? Shinning one from 40 yards doesn’t seem like the best use of the ball.

Aye, Mainoo is what will change this game.

Because he’s a slimy snake with no gratitude or loyalty?

Buy a £10 solid case and put it in that so the smashed back is never seen. #lifehack

Except Corbyn didn’t say that and it wasn’t in parliament. Other than that you’re spot on.

All the rules are underpinned by the principle that clubs must ‘act in good faith’ which pretty much means you can’t bend the rules too far.* *Unless you’re one of the ‘big six’, in which case crack on.

If we’re playing by the rules…

If he doesn’t use the third group game to try and address the obvious problem on the left hand side then he deserves to be sacked before the knock outs.

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Any decent router should let you set controls for individual devices and let you set times and switch off and on as needed. As alex says though, mobile data can’t be controlled in the same way.

Well I have a two year old and a six year old so if they get up to the same sort of thing then I’ve really fucked up.

I know, I still come across as a young whippersnapper.

I was 40 last week so this is pretty much my last excuse to take the piss out of the grandparents with childcare.

The missus has booked us a few days in Sorrento in September which I’m very pleased about. The Amalfi Coast and Pompeii has been on my bucket list for a while now.

That’s not quite true. Well, actually, not even remotely true. At both spells at Dortmund he has been persistently late for training/team meetings. He was previously dropped by Dortmund for returning late from England duty. Poor time keeping was also part of the reason he was dropped for England before the World Cup in Qatar. He’s quite fortunate that the current Dortmund manager has said he just isn’t particularly bothered about it. Personally I would be bothered about it. To me it’s a clear indicator of poor discipline and motivation and isn’t the sort of character I think Howe would want around the squad. He doesn’t have to be the first in and last out of training but but his attitude doesn’t seem to match the intensity that our side requires.

Straight swap for Ashworth?