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Talking about England. Presenter: ‘Did you two ever play with each other?’ Rio: ‘What sort of a show is this?’ LOLZ

Haha, a gay joke from Rio Ferdinand. Classic bantz.

Known to Howe: ‘And hopefully no time wasting today’. Fuck off you Neanderthal cunt. It was Arsenal trying to slow it down at SJP.

Dubs not even in the squad?

Norwich, Leicester and Southampton up next.

Fulham!!!!

Man U finally one down. They’ve been shite.

They had to do something before some poor fucker was paraded out on the Sunday morning shows.

The winners qualify for the Conference League. I’m not sure I could be bothered with that.

Gave good head?

Aye. I don't think PSR figures are publicly released so they base them on the account figures which include all of the above.

The attitude of the man absolutely stinks. When we were trying to get Ashworth from Brighton I don't recall Staveley speaking publicly about it. Regardless of whether he's on gardening leave or not he's still a Newcastle United employee and here this prick is talking about him in an interview with the national broadcaster. If this goes to court as the tax dodger thinks the leave clause is illegal then he's really not doing himself any favours here by tapping him up on national TV.

And dead behind the eyes, that’s exactly your type.

The £160m loss won't be a £160m loss by PSR criteria, it will be less. So welcome to Wrongsville.

Three in a row! Congratulations Gloom! Take your match ball of shit jokes and get the fuck out.

PSR allows losses of £105m over a three year period so you really couldn’t be much more wrong.

You work for the female wyki?

From the little I remember from law school the period of gardening leave must be proportionate based on things such as the level of the role, industry and risk that they could carry commercially sensitive information. Given that Ashworth knows all the ins and out of the club and our plan for at least the next two years I think there's every chance that he could be forced out of the game for 18 months.

Thats it. I think he’s similar to Ashley in that he’s been very successful outside of football and is determined to come into the club and do it ‘his way’. Hopefully with similarly disastrous results.

How can I be expected to know if it was me that was driving? I was mortal at the time.

Thankfully over here we’re different to England in that private parking fines are levied on the driver rather than the car so any time I get a ticket I just send an email saying that several people have use of the car and I don’t know who was driving at the time and that’s the end of it. Not much help to you, granted.