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Sky tried to get a shot of a West Ham fan applauding Rice off the pitch only for the fella beside to start doing the wanker gesture.

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It’s the famous West Ham way.

Munter Hunters reveal their new managerial appointment.

Every time I take him out of my FPL team he scores. So obviously he’s now permanently benched.

That’s because most of us have no idea when they’re playing or who their opponents are.

You could see what it meant to him when he was wheeling away in celebration pointing to the Castore badge. The lad really loves below average quality sportswear.

Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Man U are all in need of a proper No.9.

I’ll take ‘things Mrs. Wyki would like to insert into Callum’s anus’ for 500.

‘Bruno, when are you leaving? No, honestly when are you leaving? Really, when are you leaving?’

Bruno giving a shoutout to ‘Mad dog’ for his first goal.

He didn’t look right to me.

Blue card.

FYP

You mean with your cock in their mouths?

He’s only 22.

You have to feel sorry for him though as he’s a Toon fan. Unless he’s a dickhead, in which case fuck the jug eared cunt.

This is why we need a proper No.6 and allow Bruno to play further forward.

Brunoooooooooooooooooooo

That’s the Friendly Cup. It’s priceless, marra.

Are Forest listing play off ‘champions’ as a trophy won on their hoardings? From a club with two European Cups ffs.

Well this went so well I think I’ll make it a regular feature.

Half time quiz to which I don’t have the answer. Lewis Miley wears No.67. Has any player ever played a league game for us with a higher shirt number? Aside from Victor Baia obvs.