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Another Burn mistake. Get him off!

He’s clearly fucking offside.

Three nil and a Villa player nearly killing himself on the post!

Ah good, I was just thinking we could do with another GK injury.

What wyki’s missus is looking at right now: https://www.gov.uk/divorce/file-for-divorce

Stick Schar up top.

Isak fucked.

Schar x2!!!!

How much is MF looking at for shitting in fields all around the NE?

They've already done that though. The cap for losses was set ten years ago at £105m over three seasons and hasn't changed since. It's ridiculous when you take into account the inflation of transfer fees and wages in that time.

A bit like religion, it's something people hold onto because without it they'd realise just how pointless their existence is.

2-2

The Newport comeback is on!

The fucking state of it.

Blackburn or Wrexham away. Not a bad draw.

Aye, Jurgen Klopp and Cilla Black drawing the balls.

38h days? You lot really do have it tough in Yorkshire.

Murphy, take a bow son. Offside like but still.

Aye, could be down to a lack of match sharpness.

I did have to check to make sure it wasn’t a parody.

Aye, that’s the case.

According to ITV Manquillo is missing through a groin injury. God knows how he passed his medical with Rafa’s side carrying that.