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Nah, Johnson won because of Brexit and people like you calling him Boris. 52% of the country voted for Brexit and he was promising to get it done and despite what anyone thinks of him he does have a charismatic veneer that Starmer doesn't. Most of the public though don't bother to scratch beneath the surface.

Ah yes, the equalities minister. A real champion for the persecuted.

Who’d have thought marrying a billionaire would turn someone into a massive Tory.

Like why he's got a cock like a bookie's pen?

Nah, these puns are pure porn for me. In fact I've just... ...Camelot.

Didn't Howe admit we wanted Kalvin Philips? So clearly he thinks we need a player of that profile.

Found Renton's Twitter account.

The front page of every paper tomorrow will be asking us to pray for him.

Extra bank holiday incoming…

Wrong, they're shitting themselves.

Really shows you the benefit of sticking with young, unproven talent.

Rinse and repeat

Best keeper in the world…

Southgate clearly felt it was a better choice to go watch Henderson in Amsterdam yesterday rather than the 18 English players on show at SJP.

AG10 is bootless. I repeat: bootless.

Arsenal v Liverpool and no ex-Liverpool pundit on the panel? Carragher better be on co-comms or someone at Sky is getting sacked in the morning.

Cracking finish from the smoggie.

Big Joe and his agent tonight discussing his new contract.

If he took Burn off for Tino as soon as it was clear that he was repeatedly getting done down their right hand side then we win that game.

Luton have done well to slow the game down and prevent us from having any rhythm.

Who do you book then?

Send the keeper up!