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I knew this was going to happen and it's very fucking annoying, Sam loves the sound of his own voice too much. What the fuck is he doing talking about Liverpool? A club years ahead of us. And more worryingly, what the fuck is he doing giving an interview to Zoo magazine? Belt up Sam.

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Enrique and Beye still not match fit?

Surprise, surprise he's changing his tune now that it's clear Kanye is outselling him.

Fantastic remix by Travis Barker.

Arcade is working and scores are still there.

First episode of the new series of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Currently d/ling the 2nd episode as well.

He wouldn't be in the first team of any of the big four.

I just can't believe there are people so stupid who collectively have £2bn between them.

He's been told he'll be out in half that.

Fucking hell, RIP.

Cha-ching!

Interactive fucking media ffs, what does she do like, teach you to press the red button? Get yourselves on a proper course you wasters. r reet then Obviously shared the same English teacher as well.

£4m? Yes please.

Is what I said the other week. Well done, have a biscuit and fuck off.

Start buying up NR shares at that price.

Did it do much at the box office? I remember getting at the video shop without having heard of it before.

Fantastic result for Scotland. Sales of Buckfast to go through the roof tonight.

His parents must be so proud.

That makes more sense now that I found out that it's her diary the police want to seize. She really wouldn't be stupid enough to have left any clues in there would she?

It does look like he's going, although not until the Jan window, obviously. Probably no bad thing (assuming we can get a decent amount back for him) as it doesn't look like Allardyce either especially rates him or thinks he'll fit in with how he wants us to play. who could replace him tho...if were gonna get rid of him witch obvious that we will, we need a top class creative midfielder to come and and replace him but then who would you drop in midfield We wouldn't exactly need a top class creative midfielder to replace him, as he's not that himself. However, even if he stays, we're seriously lacking a creative player in there. he's still probably the most creative central midfielder on our books. i'm not saying there aren't better players out there but we'd be foolish to sell him and allow smith to replace him. geremi, barton, smith and butt are a decent selection of central midfielders to call on but none of them are what you would consider flair players. only barton from those four gives you much in terms creativity but even then he's more of a box to box grafter than a 'door opener'. if we do let emre go, we need to replace him with someone that can run at defenders, pick a pass and maybe chip in with the odd set piece too. For a creative player he doesn't create very much though does he? You describe the attributes his replacement would need yet Emre can't run at defenders (with much success), pass a ball or take set pieces very well. We're best rid of him, get Barton to play that position until we can sign a top-class attacking midfielder.

So is the car the piece of evidence that the police are looking to seize then?

I believe that the current holder of "Mum of the year" is Kate Moss so Id say its fairly fucking nailed on tbh Jordan actually, though Kate Moss was shortlisted along with Jade Goody, previous winners are Kerry Katona and Sharon Osbourne, sounds like Kate Mc Cann would be the perfect candidate.