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Classy.

ARE YOU WATCHING ANDREW?!!?

Don't give up hope. At least buy the strapon and Mrs. Rents may eventually change her mind.

Have they?

Everyone thought that about Bournemouth last year when O'Neill took over, of course he had the advantage of already knowing the players there. Luton and Sheffield are already down and I'm just waiting on Gemmill's annual proclamation that this is Everton's year for relegation and that's the three spots already sewn up.

Aren't the membership tickets non-transferable?

It’s certainly an innovative way to inflate their attendance figures.

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven jars of Lloyd Grossman’s bhuna sauce. Fucking weirdo.

Not all football fans are deluded morons and to prove that fact I went on a West Ham forum to see what they thought about McTominay. All I could see though was many of them convinced that they're going to sign Fati from Barcelona. You win this one, PL.

That's why I stated that they're a club with mid-table ambitions. Their fans must know that they aren't going to get a player anywhere close to Rice's ability. McTominay is a solid option for a club of their stature.

I don't think that would be bad business by West Ham. Getting two half decent players with loads of PL experience for a club with mid-table ambitions make sense.

Aye, in front of all their new owners too.

Barnes has already got more goals for us than ASM managed all last season.

FYP

How is Pepe Reina still playing football?

In case anyone wasn’t happy that the USA are out then watch this.

This women’s penalty shoot out. Some fucking woeful penalties and VAR gives the winning penalty.

At home on a Saturday evening? We’ll smash them.

Especially when you consider that we got Gordon with his seven goals for half that price.

Fucking hell, Gordon.

This is our year lads, I can feel it. The Sela Cup is coming home!