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Just about to sign for Rangers.

Well yesterday I booked a last minute skiing weekend so flying to Geneva in a couple of hours so there'd better be fucking snowing in Val d'Isere, because if there isn't.....

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There's one ready made, now yous just have to rename yourselves to the Cola Fizz Bums.

Portrush tbh.

I thought it was alright myself, if I didn't know who he was I wouldn't have thought anything of it.

Hhmmmm, I've just started watching the first series of House and have to say its getting a bit repetitive. And throw in some shite personal issue and/or House complaining about clinic duty. After all the hype its got it would need to get much better very quickly.

in a nice way of course Obviously, not allowed to talk football with the missus at least when i see you i can let off some steam So whos banging whos sister here?

Link? http://latenightpictures.blogspot.com/2007...ig-brother.html There's a few of them there.

But anyone know how the fuck the other fella ended up a supposed NUFC fan?

And can I say the Austrians clearly learnt a lot from the German School of Hospitality.

If by 'traditonal' you mean twats getting pissed by 9pm and acting the cock then no but as long as its better than Saalbach was last year, full of fucking foreigners it was!

The time before I went to Tignes, which was absolutely class. Not that expensive - unlike Courchervel - excellent facilities, although the snowpark's not as good as Meribel's, great snow cover, nice people - a lot less twats - and when we were there it was really warm. It had snowed continuously the week before so the conditions were perfect, but the week we were there it was crystal-clear, it was so hot that when we'd go for a pint at lunch we'd sit in deckchairs and sunbathe, I got really burnt like a twat on the first day. Half the time we'd just dump our jackets and go out wearing t-shirts, even if you stacked it and got covered in snow you'd dry pretty quickly. Best place I've been so far, definitely going back. Excellent news, heading there next month. I've heard the apres ski isn't up to much, what did you reckon?

Anyone can edit it, which makes it an excellent way to win arguments with stupid people who don't know that. Next time you get into a disagreement with someone about something, go on Wikipedia, write something that supports your argument and email them a link. Just don't do it when you're signed in with a recognisable name and trying to convince someone of the existance of an imaginary German newpaper.

STALKERTASTIC, G-man! I've always missed Stevie. Oh FFS look what you done now gemm You've made 214 posts in just over a week.. I would spectulate that they're all really, really, really shit. Back with a bang. How was the holiday? It ended up being really worthwhile. It was less of a holiday and more a chance to work on some things/ decide whether it was worth carrying on, etc. There were some pretty horrible moments, but even those helped a bit. Of course, it makes being back here a bit less enjoyable; but at least I got ill enough to cry off work today. Well there's a surprise, Patrokles being unable to have a simple holiday without some deeper/complicated meaing to it. EMO twat

The Fray - How to Save a Life I know I'm going to hate this song by the time the radio is finished with it but right now I love it plus it was used in one of my favourite ever Scrubs scenes.

Mass fawning for sure, but I think it was probably more deserving on balance for his stand-up. Both brilliant for their TV series' mind. I like Peter Kay and his stand-up was decent enough. I think I just prefer comedians who are a bit nastier. Kay's very inoffensive - the fact that I could lend my mam one of his DVDs is a bad thing imo. More of Michael Richards fan I bet

Now Cotton would get it.

Fuck me is this 'Modestly Talented, Average Looking Female TV Presenter Appreciation Day'? Next someone will be professing their undying love for her of the X-Factor.

Really? Doesn't do it for me. Well that's not her best photo tbf. I used it because it gives a realistic view of her, even with a makeup artist she still looks rough as a badger's.

Really? Doesn't do it for me.

Wait for a phone call, texts and emails. Its a bit shit tbh.

Got it, its 73X55P if anyone else needs it.

Passcode?