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  1. No need for that sort of smut in an Xmas thread. Tbf tbf.b
  2. ewerk

    Xmas tipples

    AKA Matihileauu "Fremch whore with the big knockers" Theaudriseauu (uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) whore.
  3. Not forgetting the "quicked-witted" retort that fell flat on its' face in front of all of its' peers.
  4. Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted.
  5. ewerk

    Xmas tipples

    FFS you could have at least gave him " so and so French TV whore with the big tits".
  6. Also the agent of Barton, Camara and Chimbonda, none of whom could be said to have been settled in recent years.
  7. He won't be playing as his registration won't be processed in time, just Rooney and Saha to worry about then.
  8. About as ugly as most of the rest of the squad. Anyway, what abusive texts? Am I missing something? Shepherd has just released a press statement insisting Shearer will not be sending naughty texts to anyone.
  9. Usually I'd agree with her but tbf the electric was off.
  10. Society, perish the thought that most of them are responsible for their own addiction.
  11. That's what I was thinking. Even if they don't charge him, mud sticks. On the one o'clock news they said "police haven't named him but he's believed to be..." ie he's a 37 year old bloke from the same villiage near ipswitch as that 37 year old bloke who went to the media saying "I'm a suspect, I think they're going to arrest me" Either a pre-emptive defence or maybe just a prick who loves the attention, looking at his photo it could be the latter.
  12. Also in today's gossip column we're linked with another LW
  13. Well I certainly feel I deserved it more than that Ghandi twat.
  14. ewerk

    Casino

    24 - Should that number win I want half your winnings; fuck charity, I need beer money.
  15. ewerk

    Martins

    What is his personality like? I've seen him on the pitch and he always seems to look pissed off at the piss poor efforts at passes in his direction but in his interview after the Blackburn match he looked like a shy, down to earth kind of guy.
  16. Well only two of them were my fault tbf.
  17. I no longer do any online shopping without checking for vouchers, money to be saved everywhere.
  18. Aye 5 mins walk, LCC is just beside the metro stop.
  19. I presume that where firing squad and hanging are allowed they use lethal injection as well? Yes a gallery should be allowed but only for a small number of independent observers rather than anyone related to the crime. And its a fucking piss take that it takes 27 years to catch a man through to actually carrying out his punishment.
  20. What service line you going for? Consultancy. Specifically Technolgy Integration or strategy.
  21. ewerk

    UEFA draw

    The optimism shown in this thread is worrying.
  22. Orange juice and paracetomol, or whatever your usual advice is for a hangover.
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