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Well done, Labour.

Sliding into his DMs with 'drink my cum you filthy slut' isn't exactly nutritional advice.

Being touted for England by Micky Gray. Despite having 29 caps for Northern Ireland.

The name is also worth six more points at scrabble.

I bet he was still caught offside at least 15 times.

Woltemade dropping deep should create a lot more space for the two wingers to run into but we're not seeing that at all. Plenty of times over the last couple of seasons when the team isn't playing well we saw Isak look completely anonymous. I don't think he'd have made a massive difference had he been with us.

TBD at his next away game.

If we had a donkey playing up front missing sitters then we could blame Isak but our issue is with creating decent chances rather than taking them. We may be a few points better off if we’d have had Isak in August when we were playing well but not getting the results but he wouldn’t make much difference to our current predicament.

Nah, we’d still have played shite with him and Liverpool would be equally as bad without him.

Not offering much in the way of answers.

Fucking Haaland.

Just like our last season in the CL he looks like he’s flogging his first XI too hard. Look at this from last season to see just how much Howe rotated the first team.

What the fuck was Botman doing there?!?!

His mother is busy being tag teamed by his two brothers.

Lewis Hall has other ideas. Makes the decision not to bring him on earlier even the more baffling.

My mistake. As you were, Edward.

Be fair, who’d have thought that picking the same side (essentially) that were utter dog shit last weekend would be utter dog shit this weekend?

That was less of a penalty than the one that was overturned.

The ref taking the decision out of Howe’s hands.

FFS. Burn should have been off before now.

Botman looked like he was running in treacle there.

Barnes showing composure the chook could only dream of.

Joe going off injured