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‘I haven’t spoken to my wife or kids for three months’ Aye, because he’s been on a bender in Benidorm. The beard must be to hide his quadruple chins.

Not as laughable as Fury’s gut.

Johnny Fisher got away with one there.

Get that dirty cunt off.

Ambrose did call it the assist of the season TBF.

Miggy on ahead of Osula?

That same sofa is now in CT’s back garden.

Optus.

And that’s the hatrick!

I’m never criticising Sky pundits again when you see the absolute whoppers on Australian TV.

Gordon unable to match Schar’s finishing.

Ah, LB playing him on.

Not offside?

Jacob fucking Murphy!

My insights are worth waiting for.

He didn’t time his jump right. He was too high over the ball.

How did Gordon miss that?

Hall taking one for the team there.

Goal given!

Nearly a three minute wait FFS.

Murphy on. Now checking something else.

Jack Clarke not starting for them.

Just read this long read in The Guardian. The bloke is truly a mental cunt. https://www.theguardian.com/news/2024/dec/19/humphreys-world-how-the-samuel-smith-beer-baron-built-britains-strangest-pub-chain

There must be at least £18m in the Patreon fund by now?