Jimbo

I'm sure the "establishment" would have preferred her dead, but I seriously doubt they could have achieved it in such an efficient manner, death by drunk driver in my opinion.

Period

Oh I think I've jus shat myself !

She'd get it, but I'd need to wait until after a "fall of soot" before I'd shag her after that Jude Law character had been near her.

Cock-Rocktastic !

*Puts tin hat on.

Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - Television The Drug of a Nation

Welcome to the club. The 250gb one is full I'm still trying to erase all Jimbo lookalikes from my memory on my 500gb. Erasing them from your mind might be harder !

Welcome to the club. The 250gb one is full

A 500gb Porn drive

My sister's phone number and my phone number by coincedence contain exactly the same numbers in very nearly exactly the same order, I've had a few calls in the past for people asking for her and they are quite surprised when I tell them they have the wrong number but I know who you were wanting.

I'm all for sexual equality...... ....I'd have chinned her !

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Jaques Chirac, inspector clouseau, Brigitte Bardot, Thierry Henry, Napolean Bonaparte, your boys took one hell of a beating !!!

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Iraqi Speed bump

The only ones that can come anywhere near Monroe are possibly Raquel Welch, Brigitte Bardot, and Pamela Anderson.

Glad to see Mike Baldwin wasn't tempted to start with Lard arse instead of Barry.