Jimbo

Presumably his Chelsea contract finished today

I think its about time Prince William had a chat with Elton John about where he get's his wigs from.

Didn't get many chances and got injured towards the end of his first season and then was a make-weight in the deal that brought Deco to Barca.

agreed, and scored a wondergoal for Bremen this season: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McO3Itu80zM

Jesus H Christ.

A total no brainer, yes ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHEh4UAAwxM

A truely shit line up which is reflected in the poor attendance.

The new Premiership money has sent spending way out of the realm of reason.

"Where you from footballer ? IPSWICH ! Holy dog shit. Ipswich? Only steers and queers come from Ipswich, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? "

Bram Stoker's Dracula Not seen it in a long while, I'd forgotted how utterly terrible Keanu Reeve's accent is, Winnona Ryder's is not much better, quite rightly Gary Oldman steals the show, but the movie is looking surprisingly dated now imo.

Surely worth highlighting....? Don't know what you mean ! How did you manage THAT?? Time machine.... 1.21 gigawatts?? Aye you need that to power the fluxcapacitor.

Surely worth highlighting....? Don't know what you mean ! How did you manage THAT?? Time machine....

He could well turn out to be a very expensive version of Fernando Morientes

Surely worth highlighting....? Don't know what you mean !

Charley sexing it up

TRANSFER RUMOURS Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill is planning bids for Chelsea duo Shaun Wright-Phillips and Geremi, West Ham's Nigel Reo-Coker and Craig Bellamy of Liverpool. (Sunday Telegraph) Argentine striker Carlos Tevez is a target for Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea, while current club West Ham want him to stay. (Sunday Express) Tevez's former team-mate Javier Mascherano has not yet signed a full-time deal with Liverpool and could be on his way out of Anfield, with Man City one possible destination. (The People) Newcastle have an eye on former Chelsea striker Eidur Gudjohnson as a replacement for either Obafemi Martins or Michael Owen - if they leave the Magpies. (Sunday Express) Wayne Bridge and Lassana Diarra could join Newcastle target Geremi by leaving Chelsea for St James' Park - if Magpies boss Sam Allardyce gets his way. (Mail on Sunday) England midfielder Frank Lampard could be on the way out of Chelsea after turning down an offer of £121,000 a week, which would have made him the club's highest-paid player. (News of the World) A rift with chief administrators has made it more likely manager Arsene Wenger will leave Arsenal when his current contract expires next year. (Mail on Sunday) Former England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson will sign Italian legend Christian Vieri, who has been released by Atalanta, on a free transfer as soon as the Swede is named Manchester City manager. (News of the World) Striker Nicholas Anelka has told friends he could rejoin Manchester City from Bolton, if Thaksin Shinawatra's takeover bid goes through, and Middlesbrough forward Yakubu could join him at Eastlands. (Mirror) West Ham are set to complete the signing of midfielder Julien Faubert from Bordeux this week for £6m. (News of the World) Arsenal are to table a £20m offer for Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o this week. (The People) Barcelona 's Brazilian midfielder Thiago Motta has his sights on a Premiership move, eyeing West Ham, Chelsea, Manchester City and Middlesbrough. (Sunday Mirror) Tell us your transfer rumours Back to top AND FINALLY Former England striker Rodney Marsh, who played in the United States in the 1970s, believes long-distance travel, lower-quality play and media surveillance will prevent midfielder David Beckham maintaining his England form while playing for LA Galaxy. (Mail on Sunday)

Advice from the aurthorities on the subject is as follows:

Check your PM's Pud.

Tonight was the 3rd episode, can't say I've been that Impressed tbh.

Its official, we have reached "Panic" status.

I can't belive you've stuck by her. Love her drums Euphamism ?

Leon

Saw this place in Norwich today, managed to get a tree in the way of the name but it was called the "Ah So" which tickled me for some reason