Jimbo

Gogol Bordello - start wearing purple

What really boils my piss is things like this: If you can't read/speak English you shouldn't be here.

In my opinion, other resident cultures should adapt to ours, not the other way round.

"Nice beaver"

If its any comfort, you probably made his day.

Here it is in all its comedy glory ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Sofj6GEKE

Only when he takes his wig off.

The old rug nearly came adrift during the celebration.

Americans ffs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6154376.stm

No, only from Import.

I've seen some strange porn in my time but....

When I get bored I..........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelmsford_123

Tut tut Rob, it was UNINFICATION, not REunification, reunification was in 1990 ! such a school boy error, I am surprised.

As spotted in Morrison's in Lowestoft last year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Von_Bismarck

Bond < Bourne

Dean Gaffney doing the Bush-tucker trial lastnight was a moment of purest comedy gold !!!!

6:35 first wank of the day I think you'll find he fitted one in between 12:00 and 12:10 Nah, thanks to my loose fitting overalls, its prettymuch an all day wank.

RobW drives along that every day on his route to work.

up at 5am work at 6am, handed over massive breakdown to repair, lots of potential contamination to investigate. fixed breakdown by 10am. 10:10am, automatic control system fault to repair, fixed by 10:30am 10:30am breakdown analysis report to compile 12:00pm first break of the day. 12:10pm called out of my break due to another machine fault. 1pm meeting 3pm arrange rep visit. 3:30pm completed fault log 4pm programmed automated control sensor. 5pm coffee 5:15pm reported day’s events to manager 6:45pm compiled shift handover 6:15pm clock out 6:30pm arrive home.

But, I like it !

Too right !!