StevenL

Only a matter of time before this fat wanker showed up.

Sick of Tom fucking Daley. I'd have giving it to the weight lifting lass. Deserves it because she's a weightlifter and doesn't look like a total munter.

Amy Williams is worth one.

Katherine Jenkins singing Evanescence. Pretty good actually.

I reckon he knows alot more than you.

How did he know, hmm? The skinny bit was obvious, the virgin was just a lucky guess.

Austin Healey called me a skinny virgin once.

I know she's got her tits out in most those pics, but I fucking love the one where she's bending over.

Exactly what I was thinking, they've look shite the last couple of seasons, starting to look good again now.

Aye, the suicide rumour was knocking about when I went to find a story about this. RIP, such a shame.

I agree, but who sets him up? Mr. Barton. So its fair to say, no Barton, no Carroll goals. (except the stunner against Liverpool). Carroll has 10 goals, Barton has 4 assists. Something doesn't add up there. While we're on the subject of assists, Carroll has 6, which means he's scored or been directly involved in 16 of our 27 Premier League goals. Pretty fucking impressive.

Can't really decide who I hate more.

Can I have a PM next time you've got a ITK?

Whats Dennis Wise up to these days?

The fact that he's a cockney has nothing to do with the mess he's put this club in.

Is there a way you can cut out the middle man?

I collected foreign money and Pokémon cards. Different generation, I did steal pint glasses though.

Fucking hell.

your manager gets sacked and the first thing you do is go on a Sunderland board? Obsessed? You've got a point. If Bruce was sacked there'd be a topic about it on here.

Looks like an editor job Have you done anything with your youth set up to get a player that good, or is it by pure chance?

Gets to about 9 at night and you can't shut the fuckers up.

See him against Wigan? Wasted like 4 good chances.

I want that skin. Does it come with the patch? Had to download 7 different files for the facepack, it's good having everyones face but not really worth all the bother. Why couldn't they make it a torrent like the logos?

Pretty much like the real Newcastle I've started with Newcastle aswell. De Laet and Kakuta in on loan and Steve Finnan (who is actually doing really well, only got him as back up initally buy played him because De Laet was suspended for his first 3 games at Newcastle) and Gai Assulin for free. Pierre Wome is a good free aswell but got knocked back for a work permit. Kadlec was gonna cost me 7 million for some reason, i got him for £1.8 last time around, tried to get Ayew but he doesn't want to play for Newcastle. Drew 0-0 at Chelsea, I defend deep and play 2 defensive midfielders. Tried the same thing at Man U, got beat 5-0.

I've got a boy and a girl, the girl is average size for a cat. The boy is 2 years old and is absolutely massive, apparently his dad was bigger aswell.