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Joe Cole scores. 2-1.

Carroll makes it 1-1 from a pen he won. Was a pretty good effort to be fair.

I get these aswell. Been awhile since I had one. Last nights dream was getting my ex-girlfriend pregnant. I fucking shit myself.

He had every right to kick off. What kind of person blocks a lad from getting a hattrick?

Good game. His yellow card was harsh, how the fuck did the ref fall for the guys leap

I actually like the song. Am I the only one? Ignore the video, the song is pretty cool

Ooooooo... 2 - 0 now.

Arsenal getting beat 1-0 after 6 mins. EDIT: 7. 7 minutes.

Onuoha has A levels and probbly would have ended up with decent degree, but tought it would be a good idea to join Sunderland then QPR.

Wish I had a community to play in when I was that age.

2 straight men go to kiss each other. first one to bottle it loses the game. Really there are no winners in this game.

Play him at gay chicken instead. A mans game.

Gotta pluck your eyebrow if it's between that and having a monobrow.

Very attacking formation. Cisse has no excuse now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVB_8X_s0qA

Many, many years from now when people mention Messi I'll tell them that Ronaldo was the better player. Just to be controversial. Messi's probably got the next 2 Ballon D'ors in the bag, but I'll still always prefer Ronaldo.

Anzhi beating Hannover 3 - 1. Canny team Anzhi have.

Ffs. Ignore that last bit then. The original point still stands.

All this over fucking San Lorenzo.

I'll put it this way. Liverpool haven't beat a team in the top half of the Premier League + Newcastle. They've beat everyone else in the bottom half.

And us!

CNN now. Dorner's days are numbered, managed to kill another police. Swat team entered a cabin he's staying in, managed to set it on fire like.

Mental.

He did against Barca as well.

Game over. 2-0