Ruler of Planet Houston

that's not an hd one

Peter Kay if you can catch him doing some jokes he hasn't already done several times before Ross Noble John Bishop And that American bloke, about 50, with the weird eyes and lisp that often appears on Live At The Apollo

As Ant says, you should avoid using css and use inline styles and code in 1945 era html - no paragraph tags, just br tags, use tables instead of divs and use style="blah blah;" within the tags instead of putting css in style tags in the head of the document. And for crappy outlook you are best completely avoiding background images - they just won't work properly or at all on most versions. That said, using css shouldn't make an email open in plain text format...it should just make some of the styling balls up. This would have more to do with the deployment of the email where it sets the headers and sets the html version and plain text alternative.

aye..but you should still also benefit £300-£400 per annum even on PAYE

Oh! And the way I work it out is 9205 - 7475 = 1730 1730 / 4 = 432.50 So I should save £432.50 per year off my tax bill - as would everyone else (loosely based on the 'your tax is aboot a quarter of yer profit!' idea which is pretty close)

Kind of explains it better than I did in the news article here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17450719

No, the tax threshold and allowance is exactly the same thing. Therefore everyone currently gets taxed on all money after their first £7475 per annum - and will be getting taxed only on income over the £9205 soon. I pay myself a salary of £7475, thus not needing to pay any income tax. I then pay corporation tax on my business profit and can help myself to dividends at any time. It's the way most Ltd company directors do it if they aren't bothered about impressing banks with a high salary. So I will be upping my salary to £9205 with no income tax and my corporation tax should drop as profits will be less. If you are employed and earn £30,000, you will only be taxed on £20,795 since the £9205 is the new allowance/threshold

According to my calculations, it will knock over £400 off my tax bill each year. I welcome it!

I propose a new law: When posting idle chit chat, thus marking the thread as 'worth a look in', the comment must be accompanied by some Belta Minge to avoid disappointment!!!

I watched a beheading clip once. I wish I hadn't. It will haunt me forever! Advice: Just don't!

bin it! The meat anyway. Or cook it then freeze it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kW4uYInAFE&feature=related

<a href="http://www.fatarse.com">I like fat arses</a> I like fat arses = anchor text Basically it's the text that the link shows up as

We can throw in some bog roll if you like

When you ask someone how long something will take and then they look at their watch and say "about 10 minutes". What the hell did the watch tell them?

Dual flush toilet bowl/cistern - pristine condition Perfect for sitters or standers £35

Basically any links from other sites to your site, clicked or not, will help you (apart from nofollow links which you find on most forum sigs or blog posts). If google can follow the link to your site it sees that as your site being a useful resource for whatever the anchor text of the link is. Hence it is best to have good anchor text when placing links rather than just your website address.

They are the ones after the work - you should be tougher on them. They should be willing to make that effort. Unless perhaps they have a busy studio that you can visit instead.

Aye...I was aiming that at ewerk really. He had to go to the photographer's place. Not on that like!

A decent wedding photographer should come to see you...not the other way round

I had a dream that I was at an Extreme concert and Nuno handed me his guitar from the stage so he could use a different one and I sat and messed on with it. For some reason it had a little white bit of lime stone jammed into the nut under the b string and I took it out and stuck a blue pushpin under it instead. Then his publicity manager...some blonde bitch with a bad attitude...came over to collect the guitar and I quickly flicked the pushpin out into the audience and she noticed and said "You shouldn't stick a pushpin in there, you'll damage it!" I said it wasn't a pushpin, it was a little white rock and it was already there. It all kicked off and we argued for about an hour about it. Then on the bus home (for some reason the band were on the same bus) we started fighting again and she had me thrown off with my suitcase and I had to walk home. Now what the fuck is that all about?!?? I was still fuming with the bint when i woke up and wanted to go back to sleep and carry on with the fight!

mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump

I just don't get this ebay technique shit. You decide you won't pay more than £100...put that in as max...if someone bids more you lose, but had no intention of paying more. Simple

I'm obviously the tightest cunt on here then! I pay £5 and have used the same barber since I was 4. Al from Chesters next to chi metro - used to have a shop at the hill. Now his son has taken over what's left of my hair. Although it's only £5, it still costs me about £25 in fuel to get there...but I ain't changing my barber no matter where I live! And when I get sick of trying to comb over the thin patches I do the occasional self shorn number 1.

It's still up for sale if anyone wants it. Be sad to see it go but I need (want) some new software