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Precicely what I was shouting half way through the game last night.

Thought it was Sept 3rd ??? *goes off to check*

Yes, I'm thinking it as a fan. I've always said that LardAsh wants his money back, and your theory probably does sound the best way of him achieving his aim - he is, after all, a gambling man so could well be doing exactly as you suggest.

It was comical when he tried to Cruyff turn after the first couple of minutes and the ball was left at least 2 meters away from him, with him facing the wrong way For me he was just a constant irritation. Waits for ''So are you riposte'' from forum stalwart. So are you etc When I heard the team I almost choked as Geremi's name was read out. I honestly thought he had long gone

NUFC right now is fantastic opportunity for the 'big' teams to let their up and coming 'stars' get some first team action at.

Hopefully we will get promoted (there's a loooooooooong way to go though). But if we do get promoted this season, how do you think we'll do in the Premiership next season with this side? We'd get creamed in the prem with this side, no ifs or buts about it. That's why whoever (if indeed anyone does) gets control will have a huuuuuuge job trying to re-establish NUFC as a proper football side.

Thought Ranger was canny good in the second half. Let's not forget that he's a young lad who had to play up front with Nolan, which can't be too easy for him. Thought Leicester were a tidy outfit who caused us some problems. However, a hell of a lot of problems were as a direct result of us losing fucking posession of the fucking football!!!!! Jings, if we can sort out that problem we should do canny well. First game of the season for me. I know I have to get my eyes tested, but is new local hero Steven Taylor carrying a bit more timber than usual ???

Could this actually be an indication that the 'Sales' sign has been removed ?? I'm glad he's staying tbh.

You must of said something to upset her for that to happen. "Schweinhund! Hande Hoch! Raus raus!" (copyright Commando comic) "Englander pigdog". Aaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reckon all the hoo-ha about them over the last week will work in our favour; by usual reckoning a team 'wronged' will come out all guns blazing, but in reality things could turn out not as expected. At least a point to us.

What are satdee's lotto numbers? You seem to know everything else going on.

Strawman ...the Taylor sale MEANS Ashley is staying , Shearer aint coming back , promotion is a goner , etc ...try keeping up to speed old boy : ) The way I see it, is the opposite. If Taylor does go, it indicates LardAsh is getting a few quid more in his pocket before selling up.

I doubt Taylor and Duff will have gone by Satdee. Even if they have, though, LardAsh will still get away unharmed. However, if things do continue to deteriorate I wouldn't be surprised if some daft knacka (we have one or two who follow NUFC) does something stupid somewhere along the line. Not necessarily physically to him, but some example of 'payback'.

Get a ticket? Crikey, the way things are going you'll get a fuckin' (hope you're not too religious for that swearing) game!!!

Cattermole is £6 mil rising to £8 mil,as to the 60k a week.. I dont think so Bent £10 rising to £14. but when and if we reach the stage where add on`s were to be paid for these players,I`m sure we`d only be to happy pay up,the triggers that bring these clauses into place would mean silverware in the cupboard. I quite like these thinly veiled brags. No, I really do. Still.

Let me get this straight, you'd prioritise having sex with beardy men in turbans before you looked at (and nothing else) naked ladies? No wonder you're shit with women. "Coming up to bed love?" "Nah I'm off to the local Mosque with a ten pack of johnnies. Don't wait up. "

Waheyyyyy, bring on Clarkieboy! When's the tie? Moneyspinner for LardAsh.

I only watched the first 40 minutes or so, and, yes, it was only a friendly, but I was pretty impressed with Engurland's football. Capello for the Toon!

Don't know if it's still the case, but a couple of folk were having a debate about Newcastle and Sunlun on here a while ago. I went to Google maps and typed in Newcastle - one of the three attractions that came up automatically was St James' Park. Typed in sunlun and no mention of the football ground, yet one of the 'highlights' was the glass centre! Nice. *leaves now to do the test* The national glass centre!!! I've been racking my brain to think of somewhere to take my daughters in the summer hols, I wonder if I phone the National Glass Centre, someone there might have an idea where we can go? I think its shut

Don't know if it's still the case, but a couple of folk were having a debate about Newcastle and Sunlun on here a while ago. I went to Google maps and typed in Newcastle - one of the three attractions that came up automatically was St James' Park. Typed in sunlun and no mention of the football ground, yet one of the 'highlights' was the glass centre! Nice. *leaves now to do the test* EDIT: Failed 58%. The test is a load of made up crap, obviously. Anything with 'Official' on it is a giveaway for being made up shite. Probably made up by Liberty, or some such, to show how difficult the govt. are making it for outsiders to enter this green and pleasant land.

The "N'Zogbia" looky likey ?

You could be right, there. Maybe the team will actually benefit from some decent support for a change. They claim the mood in the camp is now one of togetherness, so if they get a demonstration from the fans that we're 100% behind them, they could gel into something resembling a decent team. I'm in total support of letting LardAsh know what we think of him via a few lound renditions of 'get out of our club'. Not that I'll be there to help, though But fear not, I've sent him a black spot through the post.

I heard the interview. Don't panic, Ardiles bigs himself up during every interview he makes and a team somewhere is looking for a manager. Although Ardiles wasn't successful when he was here, he did bring a few kids into the first team - something our next manager could well have to replicate, through necessity rather than choice.

There's no drop down box in the Privacy section (or any other). ???

You aint half getting very Milli Tant, Timothy. Joking aside, you aren't the only one whose thoughts are increasingly about action of some sort.