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Correct, Alex, you didn't. But we all know that J69, upon reading your message, will have jumped to the telephone to call SJP. Then, after my most pertinent advice, Luckyboy got his knickers in a twist and spoilt, nay, destroyed, the genial ambience of this thread. Off to have a spam fritter

There wont be anyone there today, shirley ? Ring them tomorrow then. Bloody hell. Settle down, boy, settle down ! I was merely pointing out that the staff at SJP are entitled to their holiday as well and that it would be a waste of time J69 (or anyone else for that matter) picking up a telephone and dialling and dialling expecting someone to answer his call. The phone lines are probably having a day off aswell.

I'll just wait for each game as they come and decide who I hate the most at the time. I wont be 'supporting' one team in particular, though I have told you all already that Croatia will win it

If I received a txt from some chick asking to be 'fisted', I'm afraid Hard Harry would very quickly become Floppy Fred. Disgusting.

Really??? I thought jail was an americanism. English, it's not what it use to be! I'm with you sammy. We should start a 'Keep Our Prisons Gaols' campaign. :icon_lol: That tickled me, that did

There wont be anyone there today, shirley ?

A long haired Jarvis Cocker. I liked Spain's the best

I had a milkshake today anarl - first one in donkey's years. Yum yum. Oh, and the lass in that vid was just bile inducing

:icon_lol: One likes to look one's best for the ladies Met some tramp outside HMV today. Told me some scurrilous stories and tales of football hooliganism at West Ham. I gave him 50p for a cup of tea as he looked in severe need of some form liquid other than alcohol !!!

Phone them up. Hopefully they will help you.

Hear about the man with no legs who was kicked out the cinema for standing on the seats ?? Hear about the man with no legs who was kicked out the cinema for arseing around ?? Well Brock started it with his latest offering up there ^^^^

We certainly are the best supporters in the land, eh.

Making the Leazes 'corner' the singing section proves Mort knows nowt about SJP. 'The Corner' (S.East corner) has been the place to be for the last 30 years. However, the wannabe singers can now congregate in the new singing section, leaving us professionals to carry on regardless in the real corner Do you even go to games like? :icon_lol: Unfortunately, I have to miss games to let my throat recover..... :icon_lol: I still remember when you nearly sent me tumbling in The Corner you bastard. Trip over his zimmer, like? <_<

Making the Leazes 'corner' the singing section proves Mort knows nowt about SJP. 'The Corner' (S.East corner) has been the place to be for the last 30 years. However, the wannabe singers can now congregate in the new singing section, leaving us professionals to carry on regardless in the real corner The South East Corner was where the away fans stood when i started going. Yeah, they were dark days those times Just after promotion and the new Leazes stand was built. Most folk will recall Shearer running to the Blackburn supporters after putting one past Pav. He was probably imagining he was in a black and white shirt and running to the real deal.

You 'work' with Alex or Jonny ????!!111

Making the Leazes 'corner' the singing section proves Mort knows nowt about SJP. 'The Corner' (S.East corner) has been the place to be for the last 30 years. However, the wannabe singers can now congregate in the new singing section, leaving us professionals to carry on regardless in the real corner Do you even go to games like? Unfortunately, I have to miss games to let my throat recover..... :icon_lol:

What's with all the **** ????? If someone's a twat, then call him a twat. If someone's a cunt, then call him a cunt. This is toontastic, not N-O. I like, yes ?

Making the Leazes 'corner' the singing section proves Mort knows nowt about SJP. 'The Corner' (S.East corner) has been the place to be for the last 30 years. However, the wannabe singers can now congregate in the new singing section, leaving us professionals to carry on regardless in the real corner

Jimmy Hill's daughter tbh. I feel sorry for these folk whose pics end up on t'internet and get slagged something rotten. As if you lot were all oil paintings !!! (I am, obviously ) You're a Picasso you though mate.

Very much so, I fear. This seems to be getting out of control iyam.

Jimmy Hill's daughter tbh. I feel sorry for these folk whose pics end up on t'internet and get slagged something rotten. As if you lot were all oil paintings !!! (I am, obviously )

Woke up this morning, full of the joys of spring. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and mrs hips is off work and has just got the treatment. All is well. I then open this thread........... As the song goes.. 'Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why; why can't we live together?'

I get the feeling Kriss Knights is beginning to believe the hype surrounding his jottings in The Mag. I have to say I haven't read ATWWWD - due to the reasons in the first sentence. Almost finished 1 out of 10 by Peter Hyman. Hyman was a speech writer/advisor to Tony Blair/New Labour for ten years, or so, before leaving to take up a job at an inner-London comp (he wanted to see how things actually were at the coal face).

The money was spent before Ashley bought the club. I don't know on what, though - maybe pies ??

Gone according to talkSPORT (just a tiny, passing comment)