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Does that mean that but for a traitorous Geordie (and from Whitley Bay as well - the shame) we were league champions in '96?

When Princess Margaret passed away, the sadness was for the repurcussions for the alcohol industry (especially Gordons gin). Apparently when she was cremated, the flames were burning for a fortnight. So I heard.

Lower league club definitely would though, since for it to be a 'stepping stone' he needs to do a good job there. Not to mention the compo that NUFC would pay to get him!

These Ashton/Richards/Bentley stories are just covers of what the real targets are. Come Thursday/Friday and all of a sudden BAM!!! NEWCASTLE SIGN SUCH AND SUCH. Or, in the case of the southern press: SMALL DELUSIONAL CLUB SIGN TOP PLAYER, WHO HAS MADE A BIG MISTAKE GOING THERE.

It must be pointed out that Mike Ashley is not, and never has been, a fat pig. He's just big boned

So Richard's is a bit of a lad, eh? Sounds right up our street tbh.

Maybe Shearer was worried that other clubs wouldn't bother trying to employ him, thinking he was only interested in the Newcastle job? He was probably just adverstising the fact that he would consider anyone.

If you live in or around Newcastle, you (everyone) could consider offering your gob and its contents to the dental hospital for their trainees. I'm not sure if the treatment comes free as well ??

Wondering what has happened to Magma ?? Wonders if 'fat pig' will become the resident t/t friendly insult and is worried that people may actually mean it when they say it to me Got news that my bonus is in Wonders at the sanity of women should be questioned - well, sanity of my little woman as she heads for the Arena this pm to watch this Strictly Dancing shite. Feeling a need a kick up the arse is required to go and start doing some chores/jobs.

I wonder if these journos class Chelsea as a big club? btw, I'd just like to add my own: fat pig.

Doesn't 2Jags work in this field ??

what the hell are you going on about? I haven't a clue. I must say Bentley is one player I'd like to see at Newcastle.

Aw c'mon. You don't get nearly the same class of insult on that shite site.

why? whats a matter with it? Jonny has a 'condition'. If he sees your sig during a full moon all hell could break loose (a potential Hartlepool Bow Saw Massacre).

Music to Gemmill's ears

"Harry actually rang me last night.."

Rumours are he spilt his vodka over the console, thus fusing the electrics and shutting down the engines. You heard it here first. ITK.

The pilot is a hero 'caus he managed to get the plane down. WHERE ELSE WAS IT GOING TO FUCKIN' GO ???????????????????////// (hey, a new t/t tradition started? )

Fuck's sake, Besty! Viewed from above it would be like looking down on a fuckin' tap! Do we really want such ears associated with Toontastic???

Basically, the journo's down south pass these awards round amongst themselves every year with the 'winner' having done nothing necessarily to deserve it. They have a piss up and at the end of the night it is decided 'who shall get it this year?'. There's no great decision making into it at all.

That's the $27,398 question. You really need to read Anal Oliver a bit more.

Just hold my hand. You'll be alright, I promise I expect you'd try and take my mind off my fear wouldn't you Snakey? No problem, Bev, no flippin' problem! Once the charm starts, you'd forget all about your worries

Just hold my hand. You'll be alright, I promise

Aw c'mon, Berb's is not thaaat bad.

Keegan will tell Berbatov that Newcastle is closer to Bulgaria than Manchestuh, a la Rob Lee and Middlesbrough/London. Nee sweat. btw Bobby Shinton with his cap off = Berbatov 'Avit!!!!!