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Jeez, I wonder what would happen if they played Sheera as CF, or Tino, or Sir Les etc etc etc Complete and utter bollox.

Prove that statistic, or I wont believe you.

The music makes it cracking Wrong music 2 Jags. That's Entertainment would have been perfect. Never mind, you can't get everything right in life

John Barnes being the expert presenter.

It's just Kriss Knights alter ego isn't it?

WHAT???? Are you serious????

We can laugh about the Bernard situation, but surely somebody at the club inquired as to why no-one else wanted him - not even sunlun ffs! Somebody must have been able to tell them not to go anywhere near him? This is a total and utter shambles. Mickey fuckin mouse. Wonder how much he's on a week?????

Yawn. Can I laugh now? Prick.

Remember to switch the fucker off!! Sounds stupid, but I bet a lot of people leave it on. Fill the shelves with empty tupperwear containers to catch drips. And as has been mentioned, use towels. We bought one of these steam cleaner things a few years ago and they are fantastic for de-frosting the freezer - 20 mins and job done

Stop the contest, the winner has surely been announced. NOTHING could be more appropriate as well as a fuckin brilliant tune. Nice one Papa

I'll be up there tomorrow to get me Vigo and Pompey tickets. £20 is a bit steep for the uefa cup though, me thinks. Oh, and I agree with the radio ad sentiments - totally cringetastic.

Don't tell me you've received letters telling you of inheriting millions of pounds/euros, and all you need to do is send them your bank details, as well ? That's just unbelievable, or whatever they say in Nigeria. Unbelievable, I would think. We're two lucky, lucky chaps!

Me and my dick read it when it came out but I can't remember a blinkin' thing about it! I certainly can't recall getting a hard on. Does anyone know who Billy Furious is? I reckon I know who it is, but just wondered if anyone knew for certain.

"....some fancy restaurant.." You can tell Radg is from 'the' Felling ? It was one rung up the ladder from Maccy D's

The brunette would 'get it' if she played her cards right. Other than that, not interested.

unmatching underwear on a female says everything about her. 1. Of lower social standing - pretty close to the missing link tbh. 2. Doesn't care about her appearance and probably picks her nose as well. 3. Has the intellect of a gnat. 4. Probably turns her knickers inside out every other day, rather than wash them. 5. More than likely born south of the river or ancestors originate from there. 6. Will get pissed on regular occasions, stagger home in a stupor and post on tinternet message boards. 7. Doesn't shave her armpits as often as necessary. 8. Has 'roots' that need urgent attention.

I reckon Rodders job hangs on the result of Arse and Pompey. If we get less than two points then he will be sacked a week on Monday.

No-one decent would accept that. Terry Mac would.

Is he aware of the wonderful golf courses in the north east, though??

If only some foreign journo could interview Hitzfeld

Will he sack Roeder without a replacement lined up like he normally does though (Gullit, Robson, Souness)? Surely to God he cannot install any of Pearson, Terry Mac, or Lee Clark for any significant period of time? Will any half descent manager now want the job? Will Curbishley, for instance? Will Shearer come back? That's a lot of questions and my feeling is Shepherd hasn't got any answers. That's the feeling I get: Shepherd doesn't have a clue what to do. He's terrified of making a decision and he's terrified of not making one.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDMB......HBTY Have a good one

Cue the knee-jerk 'Get Vaughan in his place' demands Could be true about Trescothick - didn't he recently admit to being totally uninterested in cricket or some such?? Talksport just announcing it's true - he's on his way home.

Call me a cynic, but I always suspected he would be fit to play against Arsenal.

They don't speak now, supposedly. To be fair the rumour was that they couldn't stand each other when they played so well together at Blackburn. You don't need to be likeable or get on with each other to be successful. *insert Bellamy reference here* Should never have let him go. Tino, that is.