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We only knew about Tiote because Keegan had Hughton scout him. Although I will agree on one point. Signing the likes of James Perch and losing to Blackpool as we fight a titanic struggle to secure 12th place is much more exciting then breaking the world transfer record to sign Alan Shearer to play join an already stacked attacking line up which was challenging for the Premiership title and beating Man Utd 5-0.

I would tell you to check your magic 8 ball for the answer, but it look's like you've already cracked it open and drunk the fluid inside.

Your giving to much credit to the moron. This is a guy who didn't undertake due diligence before spending 135 million pounds on a Premier League Club... You learn about due diligence in High School Accounting when your 4th form.

How the hell is it "odd"... when before he made his debut should Capello have picked him? When he scored 1 goal in 11 games for Preston? When he scored 3 goals in a relegated Newcastle team? When he had 3 good months after Christmas in the Championship after struggling for the first 5 months last season?

Exactly, but read Carroll sentence he's an absolute knacker. If I was Ashley I'd be furious with him, it exposes just how dense they are. The evidence was there before anyway....the yank at Liverpool let the cat out of the bag by saying "the price for Torres was dependant on what Newcastle wanted for Carroll" and Torres stuck his transfer request in around 20th of January, plenty of time for us to line up someone better than Shefki fuckin Kuqi. But as you say, he probably doesnt realise he's just confirmed it with that pile of bollocks. I think KK is spot on, it'll be free transfers, unknown foreigners (will we get lucky twice? doubt it...) and out of contract crocks for us this summer. Considering the fact they only knew about Tiote because Keegan had Hughton scout him a couple of years ago, we better hope they still have their hands on Keegans old transfer targets lists.

Once again, have you actually read the article? Judging by his post's in this thread he seems to have got it into his head that Barcelona scouts tiptoe through the night, breaking into childrens bedrooms, stuffing them into sacks and taking them away to football concentration camps... so, I'm going to guess no.

Italy aren't even better than us (New Zealand)

Yeah, much more exciting then Shearer, Bellamy, Dyer, Robert, Solano, Jenas, Woodgate and what not. Serious question, did you used to drink bleach as a child?

who ? McKeag, Seymour etc ? Or Ashley ? The Halls and Shepherd. how much do you think we are going to owe to Ashley by the time he has finished with the club in return for relegation and utter mediocrity ? He has set the club back 20 years, but I know you won't understand because you don't want to. Sigh Edit. Will you be dismayed when he sells the club ? It depends on the buyer, obviously. but you think he's doing well though ? So it would take someone quite special to do better fuck me sideways. How much debt do you think we will owe Ashley when he goes, as we now owe him 200m ? because he's "paid off the debts" It has been explained to you before about the expansion of the stadium and the debts incurred was small price for 15 years of high profile and regular european football etc etc... fuck me. Why do I bother. You reallyyyyyyy need laid You reallyyyyyyy need laid to get too And what do you call Mike Ashley doubling the debt?

Yes, because i'm sure the sharks were circling and it was only the brave efforts of Dennis Wise who single handily fought off Chelsea, Real Madrid and Man Utd for a striker coming off a loan at Preston North End where he couldn't score. And of course, it's reasonable to believe that Nacho wasn't his signing, who are we to agree with the findings of a court of law.

They should just get Keegan, interview him for 90 minutes, blur his face and distort his voice and just screen that. Would get all the dirt they would need.

You were worried about Alan Pardew signing Jose Fonte? Lulz. You do know why Pardew apparently left Southampton right?

Win. "You hear me tight arse cockney boy, i'm going to get medieval on your arse"

In unrelated news, said lingerie model has been reported to have been seen having a difficult time choosing between buying a Porsche or buying a Bentley in the hours after the charges were dropped.

This isn't 2008, Liverpool for the most part have been playing worse then us this season. We beat a team we were capable of beating. Congratulations, whens the open top parade? I would personally only rate it as our 5th best win of the year, behind the Mackems, Villa, Chelsea and Arsenal (In no particular order). And considering the fact he's only had one snowed in training session, wouldn't surprise me if this was mostly the players riding a "Fuck Ashley, Fuck Pardew and Fuck their chauffeur Christmas Tree, let's do it for Chris" emotional wave.

Amusing myself with all the hypocrites. So let me get this straight. Admitting your wrong = Hypocrite Saying one thing, then saying another = Not a Hypocrite Believe it or not, posting a smilie next to your nonsense doesn't gloss over the fact your posts make you seem borderline retarded.

I'd say we can but hope, but I'm not sure we'd be able to get rid of him at all then if he was banged up. The Premier League said they were powerless to get rid of the rapist who ran Blackpool, so I too question whether even this would get rid of Ashley (although you'd think the public and finanical pressure would force his hand)

The Directors Cut of that particular scene And hopefully we see more of Half Face next season left off his leash. Apart from the Sniper scene with the guy who slashed Jimmy's whore and that 30 seconds of shotgun mayhem in the finale (which was probably the best bit of TV i've seen all year), they haven't really used him as he should be i.e. taking out large numbers of rival gangsters in large, violent amounts.

No wonder Jose Fonte's wife couldn't say no. I'm struggling to keep it in my pants myself.

It feels like the love of your life has just dumped you and you dont have a clue why. This website is one of my only salvations. It does though make it harder stepping into the real world full of half lifes who've never been to the match but say 'you're taking it too seriously' or 'don't worry about it'. I honestly believe only 1 in 10 fans actually give a fuck about the past or future of the club. If we get a result on saturday I know someone at works going to muse 'see, not that bad, eh?'. They just dont understand. And they'll be right man I've seen 11 year old girls with better use of smilies then you. It doesn't make you seem like some happy go lucky joker as you think yourself to be, it just makes you look like an even bigger cock.

The problem I have is that this deal was in place two months ago and they were just waiting for the first sign of trouble. If you've got someone else lined up, just sack Hughton as soon as you shake hands with Pardew, don't string Hughton and the players along for two months looking for a justification (which backfired and actually made things worse)

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...c=27184&hl= http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...c=27089&hl= What a fucking joke this guy is