Idioteque

Seaweed is fucking ace, especially with brown sugar

St Georges Hall?

not really

York, Edinburgh or Newcastle?

Kevin is a right little groomer

Sleep well Sonny I mean toughguy

Does your dad drive a bus?

where was that CT?

are you from Toxteth? You know, we always called each other good scallys. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good scally. He's one of us. You understand? We were good scallys. Wiseguys. But Fish and I could never be made because we had Geordie blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was from Sefton. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Scouse so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a scally. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Fish was concerned with Toughguymick being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a scally. yep, 100% scouse here like

why does drinking in the house always make me so tired, didn't get up till half 12 might fuck beer off from now on and just drink rum

are you from Toxteth?

hahahahaha

they all work in them anyway, sorry

sex my willy

You started picture whoring yourself

Just cause you watch gangster vids it dont mean you want to be one! That's how De Niro in Taxi Driver felt at first

get a better picture of kevin please, its annoying me more than you

I'd rather not, I'd be arrested

I know i've seen it loads of times. Thats why I started the thread. I want to see something new. These do you? Still in the box man! They are wooly back trainers I despair, I really do

I'm sorry, but did your ma' not let you watch telly as a kid?

Fuck me, you're a spastic..... like Henry's brother in Goodfella's.

I went to a steak house last year on the isle of wight which wasn't very big and empty at the time, had to actually ask for menu's 20 minutes after we walked in and took about half an hour for our drinks to come, true story.

Why the hell am I watching Blackburn vs WBA I'm going to order a chinese and watch Take Me Out

Shane McMahon for comissioner CEO

On a slightly related note, just heard my brother is preparing to propose to his girlfriend who is a complete and utter cunt oh joy