LoveTheBobby

The bit where he says he wants away and advises the club he'll settle for a years pay !? Another world mate .

speaking of cunts . . http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23703265

Great stuff post match from Ricky Lambert Must be an amazing feeling

Earlier this summer Pardew stated that survival was the priority . He has since declared "we need to score more goals" and it's been reported all summer he intends playing 2 up front . He has taken on board criticism etc etc Players have also spoken out at last season's training as being too easy and a fitness trainer has since been brought in . Caulkin wrote a piece a few weeks ago about having interviewed Pardew he apparently showed a 'steely resolve' following last season's damp squib and Kinnears subsequent appointment . Ignoring his first statement , IN THEORY talk has been positive and we could look a different proposition this season . This is what we all hope for, but to be my pessimistic self, talk is cheap - especially Pardews . Let's be honest - he's a bullshitter's bullshitter . From what I can gather pre-season hasn't reflected any/much of these purported changes for the better with limited chances and goals mostly coming from someone who can't play more than 30 minutes a game and was supposedly leaving the club this summer . I heard 'on good authority' (authority being the operative) that Pardew and Carver had to be separated by police in the tunnel after last season's shafting by Liverpool with Carver apparently rather keen on voicing opinion on where we were going wrong but Pardew simply ploughing on . I don't really want to keep on at Pardew and as said yesterday I hope for the sake of the club and shoving it up Ashley that he can turn it round. BUT He seems he's lost all confidence and hoping to get by on sound bites "trust me" . I think that has spread throughout the squad and is perhaps reflected in Cabayes apparent lethargy (very dissapointing to say the least as Pardew has always been supportive and sung his praises) and with Ben Arfabucketofchickenboss' conditioning . Maybe he's too 'nice' with them behind the scenes ? Maybe it's a pretty thankless task managing millionaires with no affinity and with desire and ambition all too readily castrated by quick, easy money ? (Old cliche about confidence being everything in football and all that) but I personally don't see him as currently having the balls to back up his stated intent . I can understand his lack current of confidence as it's been made exceptionally difficult for him by the obstreperous tracksuit salesman . Only some great results in the early games give him a chance of regaining any semblance of the swagger that's needed .

Oh they've got all the gear

and is his Da' also banned from grounds in England ? "He's red, he's sound , he's banned from every ground Carra's dad Carra's dad"

Refreshing to see a friendly with a bit of actual 'bite' anyway . . supplied by the sweaties of course . Be a national holiday the other side of The Wall if the result stands

Scott Brown - the white Terry Phelan

I can help you out with the caricatures Mr Mouse . I'll do the gig for let's say £300 . CASH . I can't guarantee any of my workings will bear a likeness at all but hey, I'll give it a crack What time do you want me there ?

Westside . http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/nile-ranger-living-30-day-2162756?

Haw-hee-haw

(From same article as above) He's almost bubbling about owl heed here "It was difficult for me because I was close with Derek (Llambias). I was sad that he went and the circumstances that he went." Cocksuckers .

From .com Alan Pardew interviewed by Mihir Bose in Tuesday's London Evening Standard, in which he gives a Capital -slanted view of the new season, admits to already eyeing the January 2014 transfer window, hopes for FA Cup success and restates the boundaries with JFK: "He (club owner Mike Ashley) alluded to me he was going to bring in a football director. I’m the football manager of Newcastle, which is owned by Mike Ashley. It was Mike’s decision and I abide by that. "Joe (Kinnear) absolutely does not interfere in my management of the team. Being a football manager of this sort of club and, with Joe an ex-manager there can be no crossover. "There can be no clouding or greying of the issue. I’m the football manager. I make all the football decisions that revolve around the game that’s being played on a Saturday. "In terms of the transfers, that’s a different story. He’s going to have an opinion. I don’t have a problem with that." Frightening that JFK has blagged the ear of Ashley . Diplomatic , typically subserviant , frustrated fighting-talk from a WOUNDED ANIMAL or words of a undermined softcock on his back aware he's on the brink ? Either way it's perfectly clear he's currently well down the pecking order with Ashley levering away his authority and having ultimate say on everything . I'm not his biggest fan , but hope for the sake of NU and putting one in Ashley's eye that Pardew can get things going in the opening 8 games or so I think he'll be down the road . .. After that ? . . Funk knows ! Probably able to take most quotes in football as throwaway these days and with most now looking straight beyond what he says , more attention has turned from his charm offensives and to results . If he's unable to get folk onside with almost immediate effect and wriggle back up the greased ladder of respect around the parish he'll be emptying all his designer glasses and cosmetic dentistry brochures from his office drawer into one of them there noncey manbags before the trees have lost their leaves .

gettin busy with the fizzy

Ah well good luck with it all , it makes sure you Stephen Hawkins type lads get out and see a bit sun anyroad . Was hoping you were gonna be doing something like running a seaside brothel not telling cunts how to reboot . On serious note, good to have an eye ahead with a plan for the future . I used to work in an office plugged into a computer for over a decade , pretty much couldn't get on with it and have since switched jobs to a totally different situation that doesn't involve sitting about with people and things I can't be fucking arsed with for 9 hours a day . Worse dollar but happier for escaping said wheel of death .

From what I've heard the 'hatrick ball up the jumper' look he's sporting could be a canny stash of all the knickaz of birds from around Jesmond stuffed up there .

I'm picking up what you're putting down 'Tone .

Definitely on the croissants .

You're off to the Caman Islands aren't you Scobos ? Y lucky lamb ! What's your line of work ifyoudon'tmindmeasking ?

Once he's hung his Predators up he'll only be remembered for having neat hair .

This tied to a cart carry on sounds like something off Blackadder ffs Any footage available like Baldrick , er I mean Ewerk ?

Je t'aime Joe le taxi

How much for a 'happy ending' ?

I've got an old Zen in a draw and a similar story to go with it . Was gonna use it in the car . If you'd be as kind as to hoy a link to the charger you ended up buying I'd be very grateful. I'm sure those things only worked with Windows XP as well mind ? Fucking things became 'sealed' once you updated your computer o/s .